• Starting today August 7th, 2024, in order to post in the Married Couples, Courting Couples, or Singles forums, you will not be allowed to post if you have your Marital status designated as private. Announcements will be made in the respective forums as well but please note that if yours is currently listed as Private, you will need to submit a ticket in the Support Area to have yours changed.

First Promise Me You Won't Waste My Time

Oh bloody hell, this one's a classic. "You've got questions? I've got answers -- but first I'm going to extort your soul to make sure you don't waste MY precious time."

What a crock. And just who does this chaplain think he is, having a go like that? Aren't those matters to be decided between an individual soul and the saviour -- not extorted in exchange for putting in the time to -- hello -- do your freaking job as a chaplain and/or pastor and/or "representative of the Kingdom" in the FIRST PLACE???

http://www.christianforums.com/t7825485/

Gist:
OP: I have questions so big I'm scared they will send me to hell.

Chappy: Lay 'em on me ...

OP: [lengthy deep questions of soteriology and theodicy]

Chappy: Sure, I've got answers. But before I waste my time trying to share them with you, you have to guarantee that IF I satisfactorily answer your questions, you will accept Jesus as your Saviour and serve Him as your Lord.
Seriously? For real? I mean really. W*T*F!!! :doh:

The real shame of it is, this was one of the only chaplains on that board who ever demonstrated any sort of substance or thoughtful reflection in his answers from what I have seen for the past month or so of posts there. Now he just looks as manipulative, smug and nit-witted as that AMR twit, or that other dolt whose moniker starts with an "S". :sorry:

Blog entry information

Author
hownow
Read time
1 min read
Views
179
Last update

More entries in General

More entries from hownow

Share this entry