Modern Definition: Someone who claims the zombie apocalypse started roughly 2000 years ago, with the rising of a brutalized man from the grave three days after his torture and death.
Past Definition: Follower of Jesus Christ.
In other words, "we" are tolerating your simple little faith for now, but we're losing patience. Keep everything to yourself, and when our progress violates your so-called faith, shut up and go with the flow.
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Past Definition: Follower of Jesus Christ.
In other words, "we" are tolerating your simple little faith for now, but we're losing patience. Keep everything to yourself, and when our progress violates your so-called faith, shut up and go with the flow.
[Disclaimer: This and all other "definitions" posts are humorous and satirical work and do not represent personal attacks, nor are they the views of any individual, group or management of Christian Forums. Any inability to laugh will be seen as a personal failing, and not the failing of this writer.]
