Definition: Someone who is exactly where they need to be; within easy access for all "yes man" operations; one who is ever close enough to validate every minor opinion.
Alternate Definition: Someone who is far too close for comfort; within earshot too much of the time; one who can be counted on to provide much hated "reality checks."
In other words, if you're all ready to affirm every stupid statement, you're right where you belong; if you actually believe in things be factual and reality based, you need to move away.
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Alternate Definition: Someone who is far too close for comfort; within earshot too much of the time; one who can be counted on to provide much hated "reality checks."
In other words, if you're all ready to affirm every stupid statement, you're right where you belong; if you actually believe in things be factual and reality based, you need to move away.
[Disclaimer: This and all other "definitions" posts are humorous and satirical works and do not represent personal attacks, nor are they the views of any individual, or group or the management of Christian Forums. Any inability to laugh will be seen as a personal failing, and not the failing of this writer.]
