herehare some chuck norris jokes:
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the whole world and punch himself in the back of the head.
most people call "broke back mountain" a gay movie, Chuck Norris calls it the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
according to Einsteins theory of reletivity Chuck Norris can round house kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the whole world and punch himself in the back of the head.
most people call "broke back mountain" a gay movie, Chuck Norris calls it the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
according to Einsteins theory of reletivity Chuck Norris can round house kick you yesterday.