What's the First Line in the Closest Book?

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"Sydney honked the horn of his Shuttlebug outside of Sugums' house. When the little squirrel did not come out, Sydney went in to get him."
-- Sugums' Boat by Paula J. Bussard

This was one of my favourite childhood books. It's based on the verse "You were bought with a price; therefore honor God with your body." I just found this book again today.
 
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This is the closest book to me, and also my favorite

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"How does Bugs Bunny do Half the Stuff He Does?"

"They named the pony Eeyore. He was a skany-looking beast, shaggy, and slumped over and hangdog."

from remnants #3, them
 
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"A white Pomeranian named Fluffy flew out of a fifth-floor window in Panna, which was a brand-new building with the painter's scaffolding still around it."

Sacred Games, Vikram Chandra

Don't be fooled by the opening line though, the book is not an absurdist text in any way, except in the usual Indian sense.
 
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Emperor Mage by Tamora Pierce

"His Royal Highness Kaddar, prince of Siraj, duke of Yamut, count of Amar, first lord of the Imperium, heir apparent to His Most Serene Majesty Emperor Ozorne of Carthak, fanned himself and wished the Tortallans would dock."
 
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"After a great deal of time examining oceans, investigating rainstorms, and staring very hard at several drinking fountains, the scientists of the world developed a theory regarding how water is distributed around out planet, which they have named "the water cycle." The water cycle consists of three key phenomena- evaporation, precipitation, and collection-and all of them are equally boring."

The Grim Grotto by Lemony Snicket
 
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"a or A n., pl. a's, A's the first letter of the English alphabet"

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That really amused me. Thanks for making me laugh!

"Everyday joys abound. It's a matter of perspective. For every trial there is a joy. For every loss there is a gain. Fidning the benefits to typical challenges brings to focus the beauty of daily life."

- Thomas Kinkade: Book of Joy
 
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