You really should just do it.
No no, it's just weird when you put it like that
Why? You know I'm right.
I think you're lying to me.
I would never lie to myself. How could you say such things?
What about that one time with the midget and the golf clubs?
You said we'd never think of that again...
Well it's true, you did lie that time
It was just one silly little game of poker.
Thats how wars start dude
Look, back on topic, are you going to do it or not?
No, not yet.
Didn't think so. You're going to regret it.
I know.