I don't want to do that. I mean sure, Jews have a slightly disproportionate influence in media and banking and such, but some of my best friends...what's that? Oh I misheard. I thought you said "get with the pogrom".
I have it on good authority that your car is made of chocolate. I can only assume therefore that you are a witch. Gingerbread houses don't sell well in our vegan and gluten-free world. Now, if your house has chicken legs, perhaps we can talk.
I believe in a one size fits all recipe for happiness, forget Hawaii what you need is to be surrounded by Alaskan snow capped mountains while pursuing a career as a National Park polar bear conservation specialist.
Hand me the remote control because this movie is terrible.
Unfortunately, in spite of the manifest evidence to the contrary, they insist they speak French. But maybe drunk Canadian French with a southern drawl?
I’m doing my best, but there has been a nervous slump in my throw caution to the wind acting style since witnessing the Will Smith assault on Chris Rock.
Quick, take a picture of that UFO hovering over us!
No need to, I'm one of them, and you're coming on board with us. You'll get a full guided tour right after the probing. Why can we risk giving you a tour? Because no one will believe you if you try to speak of it.
Since my parents never made me face my fear of the dark I only do late night dog potty chores in places like Fairbanks Alaska between May 17th and July 27th, or during the 56 days of no darkness in Abisko Sweden, etc.
What happened to mortgage interest rates? Can you please lend me $450,000 at 2% interest, I promise that I’ll pay you back in 30 years?