sermon topics you would never hear

[brinny]

"I'm better than you, admit it."

 

[brinny]

"Come worship me."

 

[brinny]

"Look how holy I am."

 

[brinny]

"I am NOT a hypocrite. You're just JEALOUS."

 

[brinny]

"How to be as good as me in 5 easy steps."

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

"King Saul's flaws - how to get a better trade for your daughter".

 

[WannaWitness]

"Old Mrs. Quagmire's pew and how nobody is allowed to sit in it since it's been hers since she's been a long-standing member since 1948."

(Mrs. Quagmire is fictitious!)

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

"Genesis 3: Why its good for men to slave, and ladies to suffer in childbirth".

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

"Genesis 10: The usefulness of genealogies for curing insomnia".

 

[Petros2015]

Monsanto and the Garden of Eden

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

"Genesis 12: God blesses Abraham with a Lot, and how to really upset your wife"

 

[JackRT]

How to Baptize Your Cat.

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

"Genesis 17: Rock, paper or scissors? Top biblical methods for circumcising your household males."

 

[faroukfarouk]

"Genesis 10: The usefulness of genealogies for curing insomnia".

Maybe more truth to this than it may seen at first...

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

"Genesis 20: How to really upset your wife again, if she's still with you after the first time".

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

rules
be funny
be creative
have fun

i'll start

The scriptures of gumballs

The OP disappeared in 2012...
Must have heard a bad sermon here.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

men being allowed to have and sleep with more than 1 wife.......[except for Mormons ehehe]

 

[brinny]

The OP disappeared in 2012
Must have heard a bad sermon here.

He is missed. I pray all is well. He was lots of fun.

 

[brinny]

God's fun when He's bored: Tsunami's.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

He is missed. I pray all is well. He was lots of fun.

Yeah. Perhaps the laughing face was inappropriate as he could have died.
I also pray he is well