REILLY's CCCVI - the Bard's Residence

[Anhelyna]

I'm just debating what to have for tea tonight in celebration of Marvin's return

 

[Marvin1978]

MARVIN!!!!!

I thought we'd lost you to the Gamma Quadrant for ever...

You've been reading too many science fiction books. There is no Gamma Quadrant. Nor is there a sector called ZZ9 plural Z Alpha, which is where we are supposed to be in the Galaxy. Adams made that up. I wish he'd made me up as well....the galaxy, and I mean the real galaxy, is very big, largely empty, and very very depressing. That's why I came back.

Your species is very primitive and unintelligent, but at least you know that, which is your one redeeming feature.

 

[Marvin1978]

I'm just debating what to have for tea tonight in celebration of Marvin's return

You'll be wanting me to cook for you I suppose, seeing as I'm back.

 

[Anhelyna]

Marvin - how could I refuse an offer like that ??

I've so missed your wonderful cooking [ yes it's flattery - but believe me it's well deserved ]

 

[Marvin1978]

Marvin - how could I refuse an offer like that ??

I've so missed your wonderful cooking [ yes it's flattery - but believe me it's well deserved ]

And where are you on your dietary cycle? Do you want proper food? Or a twig?

 

[Anhelyna]

Oh proper food please - I had been thinking of some wonderful fish and chips for tonight - it's cold enough.

I will be eating a LOT of rice and veggies cometh December - till then ANYTHING goes

Edited to add - except for Wednesdays and Fridays of course - I mean that's virtually 52 weeks/year

 

[Marvin1978]

Fish and Chips. Yes, I can do that.

It will be ready shortly

This is dessert. I keep hearing you humans going on about it. Frankly, it looks like something the Dentrassi would serve to the Vogons.

 

[Marvin1978]

Dinner is ready. There's some for the Irishman in the warmer too

 

[Marvin1978]

I was reading the history of this meal. You used to serve it wrapped in old newspaper. Then that was stopped because it was potentially a health risk. A meal that consists of food deep fried in fat, cannot be served on newspaper because it's not healthy.

You humans don't understand irony do you?

 

[Anhelyna]

Now THAT - is a wonderful looking piece of fish

Marvin - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

That's going down well

 

[Anhelyna]

I tell you - it tastes better when wrapped in newspaper

 

[Anhelyna]

Oh my - that was wonderful

 

[Marvin1978]

Ok, so explain to me why everyone is obsessed with this dessert called Chocolate Concrete with pink custard.

 

[seekingsolace]

Marvin. You must grace us with your presence more often!

 

[Anhelyna]

SS - Marvin is a cook who is totally out of this world - you will learn . He can even cope with my Fasting periods

 

[seekingsolace]

That fish did look otherworldly. I'll be craving fish and chips all week now.

 

[Anhelyna]

I adore fish

 

[RobNJ]

You humans don't understand irony do you?

Humans do...Government agencies, on the other hand........

 

[Anhelyna]

Election Year getting you down Rob ?

 

[Marvin1978]

Hello