Pants!

[Wormie]

Arwen: "It is mine to give to whom I will..... like my pants."
- LOTR, Fellowship of the Rings

 

[Wormie]

EOWYN: They were unarmed. They had no pants.

- LOTR, The Two Towers

 

[Wormie]

EOMER: Look for your pants, but do not trust to hope. It has forsaken these lands.
- LOTR, The Two Towers

 

[Wormie]

ELROND: There's no pants left in the race of men.
or
ELROND: There's no strength left in the pants of men.

- LOTR, Fellowship of the Rings

 

[Wormie]

Pippin: Anyway, you need someone with pants to go on this mission....quest....thing!
Merry: (under his breath) Well, that rules YOU out, Pip!
- LOTR, Fellowship of the Rings

 

[Wormie]

Eomer: "What business does an elf, a dwarf and a man have in the pants?"
- LOTR, The Two Towers

 

[Wormie]

Boromir: "I will find no rest here. I heard her voice inside my pants."
- LOTR, Fellowship of the Rings

 

[Wormie]

Strider: You draw far too much attention to yourself Mr. “Underpants”!
- LOTR, Fellowship of the Rings

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

"I've found it! Right here, there's a pants!"

- Ray, Ghostbusters II

 

[Wormie]

Theoden: I will not risk open pants.
Aragorn: Open pants are upon you, whether you'd risk it or not.
- LOTR, The Two Towers

 

[Wormie]

Gandalf: There was never much pants... only a fool's pants.
LOTR, Return of the King

 

[Wormie]

Bilbo: What business is it of YOURS what I do with my own PANTS?!
LotR, Fellowship of the Ring

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

"Get away from her, you PANTS!"

Ripley, Aliens II

 

[Wormie]

Aragorn: Not idly do the pants of Lórien fall.
LotR, The Two Towers

 

[Wormie]

Gollum: Master should be resting. Master needs to keep up his pants.
LotR, The Two Towers

 

[Wormie]

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf pants see?
LotR, The Two Towers

 

[Wormie]

Legolas: They run as if the very pants of their masters were behind them.
LotR, The Two Towers

 

[Wormie]

Legolas: You would die before your pants fell!
LotR, The Two Towers

 

[Wormie]

Eomer: Saruman has poisoned the pants of the king.
LotR, The Two Towers

 

[Wormie]

Legolas: They’re frightened. I can see it in their pants.
LotR, The Two Towers