My Goodness, I'm Married to a Weirdo...

[cosmosmu]

So, I'm sure we've all had that moment when, although we may love our spouse dearly, we learn something about them that makes us realize for the first time..."my goodness, I'm married to a weirdo". You know, when you finally learn those things that you can only learn through living with someone.

Just for fun, share the first time you had this realization.


When my husband explained he washed his socks seperate from his underwear, his underwear seperate from his pants & shirts, and his work clothes seperated from everything else, I realized I was married to a weirdo.

This also makes me wonder...when did my husband first realize what a weirdo I am???

wow, how many times does he has to run the laundry machine to have everything clean?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Ok, ok, since APPARENTLY it's normal to obsessively seperate clothing that is ALL going to be CLEAN in the end ANYWAY , a new example of my husband's weirdness: he sleeps wrapped up like burrito, with a hood pulled over his head. Only his mouth pops out. Its kind of adorable.

My weirdness? Apparently it's not normal to eat hotdogs cold straight from the fridge! :o

My hubby just bleaches everything. I mean EVERYTHING!

 

[k450ofu3k-gh-5ipe]

My hubby just bleaches everything. I mean EVERYTHING!

Does he bleach his butt?

 

[Ginger Elkhart]

Does he bleach his butt?

Goodness gracious! :o: Remember Collossians 3:8 ("But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.")

 

[LovebirdsFlying]

(rolls eyes) What's so filthy about "butt"?

As a long-timer addressing a newcomer, if a poster writes something against the rules, I suggest reporting it to the mods, and letting them do the correcting. If it's within the rules, I suggest letting it stand.

Again, just a suggestion.

 

[HisHomeMaker]

What's so filthy about "butt"?

Further, the post included the word "bleach" and we all know that you can't get much cleaner than adding bleach.

 

[Dharma Wheel]

(rolls eyes) What's so filthy about "butt"?

Well, it depends...nah, too easy.

 

[HisHomeMaker]

I talk to myself....a lot....its gotten really bad

Hubby does this, too, but he talks to inanimate objects as if they were creatures. I wish I could completely tune him out, but sometimes he goes from talking to things to talking to me without warning and then he gets frustrated that he's being ignored. The more stressed he is, the more he "natters". Its just one of those things that make him who he is.

 

[LovebirdsFlying]

Well, it depends...nah, too easy.

Further, the post included the word "bleach" and we all know that you can't get much cleaner than adding bleach.

 

[LovebirdsFlying]

Hubby does this, too, but he talks to inanimate objects as if they were creatures. I wish I could completely tune him out, but sometimes he goes from talking to things to talking to me without warning and then he gets frustrated that he's being ignored. The more stressed he is, the more he "natters". Its just one of those things that make him who he is.

My husband uses the cats as an excuse. Instead of muttering to himself, he talks to them. I do the same thing, or talk to inanimate objects. "OK, washing machine, why aren't you working?"

 

[waxlion10]

This morning DH was running behind and frantically throwing on his dress clothes. He emerged from the bedroom, wild-eyed, and exclaimed, "Baby! Have you seen my belt?"

I looked at his pants, which were in no danger of falling down, and said, "You mean the one you're wearing?"

He looked down and tried to hid his surprise as he said, "Yeah, I was just testing you to see how observant you are. You passed."

Weirdo

 

[Nienna_Lady_of_Tears]

My hubby mixes all the food on his plate into one big mess and the slathers it with condiments (sour cream, hot sauce - whatever goes with what's on the plate). It looks disgusting...especially to a food separatist like me.

Ewww... completely agree.

 

[girly64_99]

weirdness is what makes us unique. its all ok!

 

[ChaserOfGod]

Hahaha, more than likely I'M actually the weirdo!

If you are then I am! How long does it take to build a load for socks?

 

[christianNarmy89]

My husband and I have been married about 3 weeks.. and I know he thinks Im weird! I hate dryness... I wash and put lotion on my hands all the time. Also, I hate touching the roll in paper towels and toilet paper.

How weird is that??

 

[WalksWithChrist]

My husband and I have been married about 3 weeks.. and I know he thinks Im weird! I hate dryness... I wash and put lotion on my hands all the time. Also, I hate touching the roll in paper towels and toilet paper.

How weird is that??

Not as weird as the lady who eats toilette paper!

YouTube - My Strange Addiction- Kesha Eats Toilet Paper

 

[HisHomeMaker]

I hate touching the roll in paper towels and toilet paper.

Why?

 

[christianNarmy89]

Okay, now that IS weird!.. eating toilet paper. I'm glad I don't do that.

And I hate touching the roll in paper towels and toilet paper because it just feels dry.. I hate the feeling of dryness. If I am going to touch it, like to throw it away or something.. I wet my hands with water first lol