I decided I would share some of the funny and strange stories of my life time. Majority of my stories are what has transpired in my own life and the lives of those around me. Even funny stories.
If you have any stories to share please feel free to do so. However, I ask that you keep it clean and encouraging.
Let's start with last night.
I wanted to have popcorn. So I decided that I would make some on the stove in a pot. Our popcorn maker decided to croak. Whenever you turned it on it sounded like someone is choking the life out of it. Anyway, I got out the pot and put the popcorn in. I turned on the burner to high. I waited. And then I saw smoke coming from the bottom of the pot. I'm like, "Oh no". I figured the heat was to high so I turned it down. I waited. I heard a pop. Several seconds later I heard another pop. But the popcorn didn't pop the way I thought it would. It was going in slow motion. A pop here and a pop there. Not this fast popping like popcorn should pop.
So I checked it. And I opened the lid and saw smoke coming out of the pot. I'm like, "NOOOOOO!!!" I call to my husband, "Honey, I burnt the popcorn." He comes into the kitchen. By this time the kitchen is smoky and the apartment smells like burnt popcorn. Even I started to smell like a burnt popcorn. My husband looks at me and asks if I put a bit of oil in the pan. I looked at him as if he lost his mind.
If you can imagine this, I had a burnt pot and burnt popcorn. My husband takes the pot, dumps out the burnt popcorn into the garbage and scrubs out the pot. He put some oil on the bottom of the pan and turns on the heat. I hear sizzling, thinking in my mind that it is going to be fried popcorn instead of burnt popcorn.
And then I hear pop, pop, pop. Not this slow motion popping, but a fast popping. My husband takes the lid off the pot. And low and behold there is no smoke, no burnt popcorn. But this most beautiful popped popcorn. He puts the popcorn in a bowl, pours a bit of butter over it and puts in a bit of salt and hands me this beautiful bowl of popcorn. I started to eat it and I ate some more. I ate the whole bowlful.
I thanked my husband for popping the popcorn for me. So much for my burnt popcorn. I couldn't even offer it as a burnt sacrifice even if I wanted to. But I looked at the bottom of the pot. It was burnt. My husband looks at me and says, "I can always get you another pot." My exact words, "Thanks Dear."
HMMMM. Now I know how to get new pots.
If you have any stories to share please feel free to do so. However, I ask that you keep it clean and encouraging.
Let's start with last night.
I wanted to have popcorn. So I decided that I would make some on the stove in a pot. Our popcorn maker decided to croak. Whenever you turned it on it sounded like someone is choking the life out of it. Anyway, I got out the pot and put the popcorn in. I turned on the burner to high. I waited. And then I saw smoke coming from the bottom of the pot. I'm like, "Oh no". I figured the heat was to high so I turned it down. I waited. I heard a pop. Several seconds later I heard another pop. But the popcorn didn't pop the way I thought it would. It was going in slow motion. A pop here and a pop there. Not this fast popping like popcorn should pop.
So I checked it. And I opened the lid and saw smoke coming out of the pot. I'm like, "NOOOOOO!!!" I call to my husband, "Honey, I burnt the popcorn." He comes into the kitchen. By this time the kitchen is smoky and the apartment smells like burnt popcorn. Even I started to smell like a burnt popcorn. My husband looks at me and asks if I put a bit of oil in the pan. I looked at him as if he lost his mind.
If you can imagine this, I had a burnt pot and burnt popcorn. My husband takes the pot, dumps out the burnt popcorn into the garbage and scrubs out the pot. He put some oil on the bottom of the pan and turns on the heat. I hear sizzling, thinking in my mind that it is going to be fried popcorn instead of burnt popcorn.
And then I hear pop, pop, pop. Not this slow motion popping, but a fast popping. My husband takes the lid off the pot. And low and behold there is no smoke, no burnt popcorn. But this most beautiful popped popcorn. He puts the popcorn in a bowl, pours a bit of butter over it and puts in a bit of salt and hands me this beautiful bowl of popcorn. I started to eat it and I ate some more. I ate the whole bowlful.
I thanked my husband for popping the popcorn for me. So much for my burnt popcorn. I couldn't even offer it as a burnt sacrifice even if I wanted to. But I looked at the bottom of the pot. It was burnt. My husband looks at me and says, "I can always get you another pot." My exact words, "Thanks Dear."
HMMMM. Now I know how to get new pots.
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