Lauren Boebert escorted out of “Beetlejuice” musical in Denver after “causing a disturbance”

[RoBo1988]

Indeed. I saw it, and they were actually groping each other in the theater! They could not wait to get a room. Yet, she will continue to be defended by her supporters.

If I was a Republican in her district. I would want her primaried. There are definitely some personal problems that are getting in the way of her responsibilities as a member of congress, and she needs to deal with them.

 

[DaisyDay]

Boebert was also kissing the man she was with,

Kissing my Aunt Fanny! They were groping each other’s privates. It was caught for prosperity on tape. It was highly - heh, heh - inappropriate.

 

[PsaltiChrysostom]

Kissing my Aunt Fanny! They were groping each other’s privates. It was caught for prosperity on tape. It was highly - heh, heh - inappropriate.

Who needs Stormy when we have Boebert on film!

 

[ThatRobGuy]

What’s the horse mean?

It's supposed to be a "unicorn"..., the implication being that a someone who's a perfect 10 in terms of physical attractiveness is very unlikely to also be a perfect 10 in terms of temperament and personality.

 

[Pommer]

It's supposed to be a "unicorn"..., the implication being that a someone who's a perfect 10 in terms of physical attractiveness is very unlikely to also be a perfect 10 in terms of temperament and personality.

Unicorns are also mythical and very hard to find.

 

[Hank77]

“There's no perfect blueprint for going through a public and difficult divorce,” she said. “I've tried to handle it with strength and grace as best I can, but I simply fell short of my values on Sunday. That's unacceptable and I'm sorry.”

Fell short of her values? By dating the co-owner of a bar that hosts drag shows? She's such a fake.

Man groped by Lauren Boebert during frisky ‘Beetlejuice’ date owns gay-friendly bar that hosts drag shows

In January, the Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar in Aspen, which is co-owned by Quinn Gallagher, staged “a winter Wonderland Burlesque & Drag Show,” an invitation for the event reveals.

nypost.com

 

[FireDragon76]

Fell short of her values? By dating the co-owner of a bar that hosts drag shows? She's such a fake.

Man groped by Lauren Boebert during frisky ‘Beetlejuice’ date owns gay-friendly bar that hosts drag shows

In January, the Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar in Aspen, which is co-owned by Quinn Gallagher, staged “a winter Wonderland Burlesque & Drag Show,” an invitation for the event reveals.

nypost.com

That's rich hypocrisy... but I've come to expect no less from that crowd, for whom integrity is less important than "owning the libs".

 

[FireDragon76]

“I’m a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that’s where I’m the strongest,” she offered in another declaration of piety from July 2020.

 

[USincognito]

There's a meme joining this quote with a particularly suggestive photo of her when she was hooting President Biden during SOTU that is hilarious.

 

[ThatRobGuy]

“I’m a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that’s where I’m the strongest,” she offered in another declaration of piety from July 2020.

Yeah, I'm thinking she didn't think through how she was phrasing it when she said that...I'm thinking that would be one of those moments where I'd have to excuse myself to the hallway so I could let the laughter out.

 

[NxNW]

Rumors that Rudy Giuliani has invited Ms. Boebert to see Fiddler on the Roof are unconfirmed.

 

[durangodawood]

Rumors that Rudy Giuliani has invited Ms. Boebert to see Fiddler on the Roof are unconfirmed.

If I was a rich man..... I might pay my lawyers.

 

[Say it aint so]

Here's the reality.
It's not the lying about vaping that's going to upset her base.
It's not groping her date that's going to upset her base.
It's not allowing herself to be publicly groped that's going to upset her base.
It's not her Christian hypocrisy that's going to upset the base.
It's going to be she was on a date with a Democrat.
That's where her base will draw the line.

 

[essentialsaltes]

It's going to be she was on a date with a Democrat.

I don't care enough to dig it up, but I saw a recent statement from her that she would vet dates better ahead of time, and that in any case 'date nights' were now off the table.

 

[Arcangl86]

Social media now has a bunch of people saying they think she was set up. Which is wild.

 

[durangodawood]

Social media now has a bunch of people saying they think she was set up. Which is wild.

People covering up for their own bad choices as voters.

 

[essentialsaltes]

Bless you, Babylon Bee. Headline is the funniest part, but link provided anyway.

Lauren Boebert Attempts To Smooth Things Over With New Line Of Purity Rings

 

[Pommer]

Social media now has a bunch of people saying they think she was set up. Which is wild.

She somehow forgot, that in Colorado, there are going to be security cameras in theaters?

Sure, let’s go with that!

 

[PsaltiChrysostom]

Here's the reality.
It's not the lying about vaping that's going to upset her base.
It's not groping her date that's going to upset her base.
It's not allowing herself to be publicly groped that's going to upset her base.
It's not her Christian hypocrisy that's going to upset the base.
It's going to be she was on a date with a Democrat.
That's where her base will draw the line.

Well from the video, it did appear she was making sure he wasn't circumcised ....

And that's on a FIRST date!!!

 

[JustOneWay]

Bless you, Babylon Bee. Headline is the funniest part, but link provided anyway.

Lauren Boebert Attempts To Smooth Things Over With New Line Of Purity Rings

"Celibacy is near and dear to my heart,"

said no incel ever....