I'm Smoking a Cuban

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I think I've done myself a disservice. I'm not sure I can smoke any other type of cigar after this. It's so smooth and it has a very delicate taste I can't quite place. I'm going to have to look for more .. underground means of getting more.
 
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The Cigar Song - Brad Paisley

Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars
The problem is I can't afford 'em
But last year I went and got myself a whole box
And just to be safe I insured 'em

I took out a policy against fire and theft
And then I hurried on home
With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps
And I smoked 'em one by one

Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man
And I handed in my claim
With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires
They'd all gone up in flames

They reviewed my case and they had no choice
But to pay me for what I'd done
And I took that check and bought a whole new box
And I smoked 'em one by one

Two weeks later this detective shows up
Tells me that company's pressin' charges
One speedy trial later they locked me up
On twenty-four separate counts of arson

And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall
Lookin' back on what I've done
To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars
And I smoke 'em one by one
Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one
 
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enjoy. If you hunt around a bit you can find places in the US that roll them in the same style. I had a friend bring me one from Vegas several years ago. Back then we would smoke one on New Years Eve.
 
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I live in Miami so I know it wouldn't be too difficult to locate some but I hear they're extravagantly expensive; like $100 per cigar. I know a judge down here that smokes cubans, though, so I might be able to get some from him.
 
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I've bought some as presents while on trips to Canada. Strictly speaking, I think it's illegal to bring them back across the border, but I've never had my luggage checked. I've never tried one myself. My problem is where to smoke it. My wife would only let me smoke it outside, or very near an exhaust fan. Like a bathroom, or close by the range hood. Not places where a fine cigar can be properly savored.
 
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Sorreh :wave:

Eh, you're at least closer to Cuba than I am and it sounds like you've gotten your hands on some good ones! I tend to stock up on Cuban cigars (AND NOTHING ELSE) when I pass through Amsterdam.

i also heart ABSINTHE woo
 
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