Fortunately, Unfortunately... (2)

[Templeofthespirit]

fortunately the farmer realised they were nice not naughty when they stared in shock, crying at the mess they made of the manger scene.

Lets clean this mess up and restore Baby Jesus to His Rightful place in the manger the sheep farmer said, then a nice hot mug of coffee for everyone!

 

[River of Zion]

unfortunately Scooby tripped over a large rake pulling down a large stack of hay rolls; it fell on top of everyone and scattered the floor like snow.

 

[Templeofthespirit]

fortunately, nobody was hurt by the hay falling, scooby used to such accidents rode a hay roll barrel style straight out the door crashing into Santa caught unawares preparing his sleigh.

 

[River of Zion]

Unfortunately Scooby and Santa rolled into the eight reindeer as if the two were a bowling ball and the reindeer where pins!

 

[One day at a time]

Fortunately, when they fell down they thought that it was so much fun they wanted to do it again! So they decided that they would take turns!

 

[Templeofthespirit]

Unfortunately the sheep farmer yelled " stop playing around santa or you will be late making your deliveries", then everyone had to help load the sleigh which was backbreaking work.

 

[One day at a time]

Fortunately, while they were doing that and getting it done in record time....they had plenty of hay for the reindeer so they were full and ready to go!

 

[Templeofthespirit]

Unfortunately, it can be dangerous sitting in a sleigh behind flying reindeer who have a full stomach, and no time for toilet stops while delivering presents all around the world in one night.

 

[One day at a time]

Fortunately....because they are flying reindeer....and it's a special night....it wasn't necessary.....deliveries were made in record time and everything turned out alright!

 

[DaBronx]

Unfortunately, since they were so rushed... Everything was delivered to the wrong houses

 

[Templeofthespirit]

fortunately most of the gifts were made by Santas new chinese factory after the Elves went on strike for more sweets. All the presents were similar, so it did not matter that they were mixed up.

 

[One day at a time]

Unfortunately, the toys had a malfunction so there was a major uproar all over the world.....what to do?!

 

[Templeofthespirit]

fortunately the shops took back the defective toys and everyone was happy.
Santa decided to close the chinese factory to avoid paying refunds, after the elves ended their strike. They settled for two more packs of jellybeans and a extra coffee break each day.

 

[River of Zion]

Unfortunately Billy Bob Bad Boy hired a lawyer and served santa with court papers for a liability suit against the manufactured toys which pinched his finger when holding it.

 

[One day at a time]

Fortunately for Santa, the lawyer really wasn't that good....so he was not held responsible for the malfunctions. So the year could start off without a hitch!

 

[River of Zion]

Unfortunately that irked Billy Bad Boy as he watched Santa walk free out of the courtroom; he grabbed Natasha's purse and spoke in secret code as the two headed out the door and down the street.

 

[Templeofthespirit]

fortunately the hit man Billy Bad Boy sent after Santa could not find the secret workshop at the North Pole and he froze to death leaning against a barbers pole.
Days later a elf walked past on a errand and seeing the snow man unfinished stuck a carrot nose and top hat on him.

 

[One day at a time]

unfortunately, the elf didn't know that the hat was magic....so the man woke up with the "Happy Birthday!".....and the realization that he still had a job to do.....eliminate santa......

 

[Templeofthespirit]

fortunately they elf realised what happened and went looking for the snowman to get his hat. He found him trying to make some snow legs so he could walk to find Santa.
The elf snuck up beside him and punched him in the carrot taking the hat back.

 

[One day at a time]

unfortunately the elf slipped and the hat flew up into the air and landed again on the snowman (without a nose)---he got up and looked at the elf and said...."Happy Birthday...can you help me?"