Fortunately, Unfortunately... (2)

[marezee]

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[marezee]

fortunately, we can start anew! LOL!

 

[tntsue]

Some may not know how to roll over and subsribe to the new thread.

 

[GritsnGrace]

Fortunately, there are some who can show them how!

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, I don't have a new story line!

 

[4Everloved]

Fortunately, we all (the fortunates and the unfortunates) get together and start our own Pizza Pie Restaurant.

 

[GritsnGrace]

unfortunately, we all get fat!!

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Fortunately

We start an exercise regimen

 

[GritsnGrace]

unfortunately, we pull a hamstring in the process

 

[marezee]

fortunately, we all heal well and sell the restaurant and make a small fortune.

 

[4Everloved]

H-mmmmm. Unfortunately, Marezee invested her fortune in a dishonest stock market run by Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, and lost all of her money.

 

[marezee]

fortunately, she didn't care because she still had her friends, and her family and God on her side!

 

[4Everloved]

Unfortunately, Paris Hilton sued Marezee for buying too much stock and then pulling out of "Hilton-Spears" Finances.

 

[marezee]

fortunately, Marezee hired 4Everloved (a higly renowned lawyer), and the lawsuit was dropped!

 

[tntsue]

Hilton-Spears got so much publicity over the dropped lawsuit that they seperately decided to run for the office of President (one a Rep. and the other a Demo.)

 

[marezee]

fortunately, no one took them seriously and they lost their primaries!

 

[whitebeaches]

Unfortunately, they decided to come up with their own party

 

[LammyPammy]

Fortunately, no one took them seriously again, so they decided to go out dancing.

 

[tntsue]

...They went out dancing....their moves were mistaken as a cry for help in the language of pau pau New Guinea and two of the nations ambassadors lead them to a jet that wisked them away to the third world island (with no makeup for 3000 miles) in order to rescue them as was their request.

 

[tntsue]

An American missionary recognized them (because of excessive whining over lack of makeup) and offered them some food.