A Church Fire

[DedicatedLittleFaith]

During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!"

The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.

The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.

The Jews posted symbols on the door hoping the fire would pass.

The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!"

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.

 

[WarriorAngel]

 

[français]

lol, well we all know that the smartest thing to do was what the Catholics did!!

 

[Number 81]

THANK YOU.
I really needed a smile today.

 

[Ave Maria]

That's cute.

 

[DedicatedLittleFaith]

THANK YOU.
I really needed a smile today.

You are most welcome.
A little humour is always good

 

[hsilgne]

Good one!

This is an oldie but a goodie...

A thief broke into a dark house and as he entered he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you"...

Startled, he shined his flashlite around... nothing. As he began rummaging through again he heard "Jesus is watching you!"

Again he shines his flashlite, this time noticing a parrot. He asked the Parrot, "Was that you? What's your name?" The Parrot says "Moses". The thief asks "what kind of people would name their parrot Moses?" and the Parrot responds, "The same people that name their rottwieller Jesus"....


Grrrrrrrr.......

 

[Tigg]

TY for the laughs.

-Peace-

 

[DedicatedLittleFaith]

Good one!

This is an oldie but a goodie...

A thief broke into a dark house and as he entered he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you"...

Startled, he shined his flashlite around... nothing. As he began rummaging through again he heard "Jesus is watching you!"

Again he shines his flashlite, this time noticing a parrot. He asked the Parrot, "Was that you? What's your name?" The Parrot says "Moses". The thief asks "what kind of people would name their parrot Moses?" and the Parrot responds, "The same people that name their rottwieller Jesus"....


Grrrrrrrr.......

ROFL!!!!

 

[cmarie423]

lol! Thanks, that was really funny