What would your pet say about you?

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The first two times were at the place where I walk her every day. There are a lot of stray dogs and so there are occasionally puppies wandering about. My dog will sniff them out if they're hiding under the dolos (the big concrete things on the beach that protect against erosion), and then somehow get them to follow her, and she will happily lead them to me, while I'm saying, "no! take them back!" and desperately trying to shoo the puppies back where they belong before the momma dog sees whats up. The first time I was successful, puppies were returned, my dog placed on a leash and dragged away. A few months later, same situation, but this time momma dog found us before I got them back, and there was almost a blood bath, she was NOT happy! Fortunately my dog is a fast runner.
This last time(yesterday) I don't know what happened, I was asleep in the morning hours and I hear little yapping noises under my window. I look out, and two puppies are with my dog, who looked very pleased with herself. I go outside and my dad is already out there, trying to figure out where the puppies came from, when momma German Shepherd comes up and claims them as hers (fortunately, she was very friendly). My dog then tried to keep the momma dog there..... But my dad took control of them while I contained my dog. This probably won't be the last kidnapping incident....she's got a nose for puppies....

Lol! Awww your dog sounds so maternal!! Can she have puppies or no? :p Sounds like she may want a few of her own. Have you ever thought about maybe getting her a companion?
 
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"It's so weird, it wears these little fitted blankets all the time and it poops in its water dish! Then it closes the lid and puts a brick on it so we can't open it again to show it how it is supposed to be used."

My cat has fallen into the toilet trying to drink from it more times than I can count. Thus the brick. He knows how to lift the lid, sneaky thing.
I know I must have missed other parts of this story because reading this, I'm lost.
 
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She is. Rough Collies have an evil side, don't believe the Lassie propaganda.
ROTFL !! A dog with an evil side - there are some no doubt.
 
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I was just thinking, I would never ever want my dog Rascal to start talking in fear of all the things he would say about me. lol

Now mind you, my dog loves me to death, but he has seen me do & say some ridiculous things! I would figure, if my dog started talking he would be busting a gut to tell all he has seen over his life! Lol

So it got me thinking... What would your pet say about you? What embarrassing stories can you tell that only your pet has seen?

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My cat sees me wake up every morning and takes up the foot of the bed to lay at my feet. That usually wakes me up. Her and my last boy cat are the only ones to achieve that, my boy Ziggy was with me for 12 years and Lucy for 6 now. Being single and never married, they are the only ones there in the morning !!

I'm proud to say that all they can report is my affection towards them and I toss and turn sometimes. Lucy is well fed and lacks nothing. She really thinks she wants to be an outside cat but she's only ever been no more than 10 feet from the door; for grass.
 
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Lol! Awww your dog sounds so maternal!! Can she have puppies or no? :p Sounds like she may want a few of her own. Have you ever thought about maybe getting her a companion?
Her previous owners had her spayed, so I don't know if she had puppies before that or not. But even though she can't have puppies of her own anymore it hasn't stopped her from seeking them out. She was even gentle towards my rabbits. :) Even though she would be thrilled to have a companion, from past experience, I do best with just one dog.

I think one of the worst things my dog can say about me is that I sometimes lie when I tell her I'm going to buy her a hot dog. If she's in the car with me when I stop at a convenience store, I always tell her I'll get her a hot dog, but sadly, I sometimes forget and return to the car hot dog-less but sporting a candy bar and bottle of tea, and have to endure the eyes of a sad collie dog. :(
 
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My pets would be saying "Put away the Ouija board, Im dead and I couldn't speak in life".

While alive though my cat would say "Don't bite and claw at him while he pets you" and "He has the best food stuffs".

My dogs:
Dog 1) He cut off my tail with the door on accident when I was trying to get out into the neighborhood and possibly get hit by a car. I slipped out the door as it was closing after he slammed the door trying to keep me safe and inside. Luckily I am too stupid and lovable to hold a grudge. I love my people and my people love me..... herpy derp.

Dog 2) He loves to torture me by whistling at one end of the house.... going to the other side of the house while I run to where he was whistling and whistling again.... until I catch on and stop running back and forth and just watch dummy #1 fall for it endlessly. I know he loves me.

Dog 3) I know deep down he has to restrain from kicking me as I am just a dumb rat that learned to bark. Luckily for me his mother and sister are suckers for little rat "dogs". Even dumb rats that bark and cry at walls as if I am locked in the bathroom.... when in reality, Im just far too stupid to just turn around and see the bathroom door is wide open and I am only locked in by my own stupidity. (I love dogs, but I hated that stupid little poodle. :| )

I plan on getting another cat, a dog if I ever have a yard for it to play in..... but my cat lived until I was 28. The dogs I had were from my childhood. The last dog (Dog #2) living until my late teens early 20s.
 
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My dog actually spoke to me once. He told me, and I'm paraphrasing here, "The goats have the cats and are beginning a war of resistance. Tabor and Zoltan are the ringleaders and are attempting to overthrow the Pig Queen. Just thought you would like to know".

Of course, this wasn't long after I had had a car accident and the doc had me on some heavy duty pain meds and muscle relaxers. I kept my eye on the goats after that, though.:smarty:
 
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My dog actually spoke to me once. He told me, and I'm paraphrasing here, "The goats have the cats and are beginning a war of resistance. Tabor and Zoltan are the ringleaders and are attempting to overthrow the Pig Queen. Just thought you would like to know".

Of course, this wasn't long after I had had a car accident and the doc had me on some heavy duty pain meds and muscle relaxers. I kept my eye on the goats after that, though.:smarty:
For some reason this reminds me of a Gary Larsen cartoon. ^_^
 
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My dog actually spoke to me once. He told me, and I'm paraphrasing here, "The goats have the cats and are beginning a war of resistance. Tabor and Zoltan are the ringleaders and are attempting to overthrow the Pig Queen. Just thought you would like to know".

Of course, this wasn't long after I had had a car accident and the doc had me on some heavy duty pain meds and muscle relaxers. I kept my eye on the goats after that, though.:smarty:

Ahh I laughed so hard at this. :D :D
 
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"I love Sketcher, pet me pet me pet me pet me pet me SQUIRREL! I GOTTA GET THAT SQUIRREL! COME ON, HURRY UP AND LET ME OUT ALREADY!"

Actually this is probably the most realistic and logical thing a dog would say, lol.
 
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My one cat who never likes to be hugged or picked up, would say I hug and pick him up too often, and the other one who loves to be picked up and hugged would say I don't do either, enough. Hard to please, they are. :angel:
 
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"If I don't move she'll not see me until the last minute, she's slowly turning.....just a little more..... just a little more.....BINGO!!! My favourite human jumps 2 feet in the air clutching her chest and screaming unintelligible words. ROFLOL which she interprets as me wanting to get my tummy rubbed"

Vinny, who we all nickname - Ninja Cat
 
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Nothing because I don't have any pets. Sadly. D:


Awwww. Me neither.....

if it makes you feel better though Ill let ya scratch behind my ears..... ;)

Just don't freak out if I start makin this face...

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Just means ya found the itch. :D
 
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