So everyone knows that the Loch Ness Monster exists, right? I certainly do. If you do an internet search for "people who have been eaten by the Loch Ness Monster" you will find millions of results. I also know this cryptozoologist who totally agrees with me. He SAW it once! Anyone who doesn't except my hearsay is just dodging the issue. Common sense!
I heard Nessie, Bigfoot, and Dracula regularly get together and hold a kegger. My cousin Dave said he knew this guy Bob who was out camping and stumbled into their camp and was invited to party with them! He said Bigfoot has a great singing voice but I'm not sure I buy that since he was likely pretty drunk by the time they started singing. Common sense!
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