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Link was offered up a bagel, a bowl of cereal, and an apple. "You can eat them in any order," said a Wise Old Man.
As he was eating, the Wise Old Man said, "By the way, I created the Triforce."
Link's eyes widened.
So Link embarked on a journey to save the Princess Zelda. He had a cold mountain to climb and he hurt his leg. But he recovered by eating wolf meat.
On his way, he met two towns and a dungeon. Link tried to rotate the dungeon while he was in it and his head hit the floor above and he fell unconscious. When he awoke, a fairy floated over him, regenerating his life.
"Why don't you skip this dungeon and just go to the last level?" said the fairy.
"Okie dokie," said Link.
So Link tamed a wild horse and headed to Hyrule.
As he was eating, the Wise Old Man said, "By the way, I created the Triforce."
Link's eyes widened.
So Link embarked on a journey to save the Princess Zelda. He had a cold mountain to climb and he hurt his leg. But he recovered by eating wolf meat.
On his way, he met two towns and a dungeon. Link tried to rotate the dungeon while he was in it and his head hit the floor above and he fell unconscious. When he awoke, a fairy floated over him, regenerating his life.
"Why don't you skip this dungeon and just go to the last level?" said the fairy.
"Okie dokie," said Link.
So Link tamed a wild horse and headed to Hyrule.