Worst time to be raptured?

Chopinzee · Nov 2, 2005

When, in your opinion, would be the worst time to be raptured?

ThankyouJesus · Nov 2, 2005

read results = lol

Oblio · Nov 2, 2005

While playing hide and seek

HoneyDew · Nov 2, 2005

Oblio said:
While playing hide and seek

ROFLMHO!!!!!!!

HoneyDew · Nov 2, 2005

"When making love," huh? What happens when one partner is taken and the other is left?

Uphill Battle · Nov 2, 2005

Coitus interuptus. What else?

Adam2112 · Nov 2, 2005

I must argue on this in a positive way. Rapture first off is a word that has come from us, not the bible. We say there is a rapture, but no one is for sure. If you study bible prophecy, Jesus can return at anytime to claim his sheep, yet he doesn`t have to come for God to proclaim judgement on all of us. But the reason why I must protest this is the simple fact that if the " rapture " did come, there would be no wrong time. We are rejoicing for the Lord to come and take us away from this world and start our new lives in the Kingdom of Heaven. Whether you are in the shower or not holds no candle to the importance of the word. Don`t ask questions so retoricole as this one. Be happy when the time comes and our suffering ends, not whether or not you are naked in the shower, lol.

.Mikha'el. · Nov 2, 2005

Chopinzee said:
When, in your opinion, would be the worst time to be raptured?

I would hate to be using the bathroom when that happened.

tel0004 · Nov 2, 2005

We all have to use the bathroom, and Im sure it would be funny if I was on the toilet, or in the shower, but those arnt really bad things. What if we were watching some unappropiate TV show, but sex would also be bad, espically if you wernt married.

ArchangelGabriel · Nov 2, 2005

when listening to loud music
-i might not hear the trumpet

ThankyouJesus · Nov 3, 2005

ArchangelGabriel said:
when listening to loud music
-i might not hear the trumpet

lol

ArchangelGabriel · Nov 3, 2005

right before i make it to the cashier at wal-mart on a saturday night

ArchangelGabriel · Nov 3, 2005

right before i die (if i died right before the rapture i would have a dibs on the best spots to see)

ArchangelGabriel · Nov 3, 2005

right before achieveing a high score in the forum's arcade

DailyBlessings · Nov 3, 2005

At the end of competing in the Iron Man marathon, inches before the finish line.

Jig · Nov 3, 2005

I choose 'other'.

There is no bad time to be raptured. We are to pray Jesus comes soon and for me anytime would be a great time to see Jesus no matter what I was doing.

Diane_Windsor · Nov 3, 2005

ArchangelGabriel said:
when listening to loud music
-i might not hear the trumpet

You would definately hear the trump since the dead will hear it

Diane

Diane_Windsor · Nov 3, 2005

Jig said:
I choose 'other'.

There is no bad time to be raptured. We are to pray Jesus comes soon and for me anytime would be a great time to see Jesus no matter what I was doing.

I absolutely agree.

And as I suspected I "must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jig again."

Diane

Chopinzee · Nov 3, 2005

Some of you guys are taking this a little too seriously... the poll was meant as a joke, nothing more.

lmnop9876 · Nov 3, 2005

I choose 'other'.

There is no bad time to be raptured. We are to pray Jesus comes soon and for me anytime would be a great time to see Jesus no matter what I was doing.

some of this is getting quite blasphemous

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