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What far-out science books would you write if you could?

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Radrook

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I know this is similar to the AV thread just closed but I was beginning to enjoy that thread so I post this one. Here are some I wrote over there.

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Subject: Evolution

Title: The Human Herring

Author: Terrence Trout

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Subject: Dentistry
Title: Agony in Action
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Subject: Dentistry Root Canal

Title: The Gondola Drilling Technique

Author Army DDS Drill Sargent Dr. Jerome Jacobelli Ginjivitovich

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Subject: Warfare

Title: The Art of Dignified Retreat

Author: Generalissimo, Alfredo VI El Invincible
 
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Galatea said:
Why would Generalissimo Invincible need to retreat?
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Because a strategic retreat is sometimes necessary to assure victory.
The Huns and the Parthians would use at strategy to lure the enemy into a trap.
Hannibal used it at the battle of Cannae when he purposefully had his center gradually retreat in order to envelop the Roman flanks.
 
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Title: Miracles: God's Way of Getting the Job Done without Science

Title: Science can take a Hike

Title: And then a Miracle Happens

Title: The Decimal Point, Science's Mobile Goalpost

Title: Evolution and other Connect-the-Dot Exercises

Title: How Scientists Unwittingly Demonstrate Scriptural Principles, Both Good and Bad

Title: The Antichrist Demonstrates Abiogenesis

Title: My Apple Challenge and other Challenges for the Educated

Title: Willing to Suspend Science to make the Scriptures look Bad

Title: Crypotzoology in the Bible
 
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Title: Yea, Hath God Said? and other Science Challenges
  1. Chapter 1: Yea, Hath God Said?
  2. Chapter 2: If Thou Be The Son Of God, Command That These Stones Be Made Bread
  3. Chapter 3: If Thou Be The Son Of God, Cast Thyself Down
  4. Chapter 4: All These Things Will I Give Thee
  5. Chapter 5: If Thou Be The Son Of God, Come Down From The Cross
  6. Chapter 6: Thermal Equilibrium, The Final Frontier?
 
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How does chapter six fit in with the others?
 
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Radrook said:
How does chapter six fit in with the others?
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Good catch!

Actually, it doesn't.

I pondered on making it an appendix by the author, but just decided to let it go as a final chapter.

That's why I worded it as a question.

The answer, of course, is NO.

God is going to destroy it and give us a new Heavens and a new Earth
 
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Radrook said:
Subject: Astronomy:

Title: The Tao of Big Bang Bombastics

Sub Title: Nothang plus Nothang equals Everathang!

Author: Sir Chingchang Sunahara Yanamoto

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Whilst it's undoubtledly anti-science that still gave me a good laugh.
 
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Jimmy D said:
Whilst it's undoubtledly anti-science and maybe even slightly racist (unintentional I don't doubt) that still gave me a good laugh.
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Not not intended as being racist at all. Just an attempt at comical sounding incongruous play of sound.

Explanation about the terms employed:

Sunahara was the guy who fired me from my job just for asking for a very small raise. Maybe that is the reason I used his name. The usage of "sir" is to create cultural incongruity of terms..

The Ching Chong part comes from my phone conversation I once had with my Chinese fiancée where I asked her what Ching Chang would mean in Chinese and she burst out laughing that it meant nothing.

The Yamamoto part comes from my reading about the battle of Midway where a Japanese admiral is referred to.

A racist person doesn't spend approx. 6000 dollars on a trip to China to marry a Chinese woman as I did and would happily do again if I had the chance.

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It isn't intended as being anti science since I have absolutely noting against science. It is merely intended as a criticism of saying that there was NOTHING and then there was suddenly Everything.
 
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No need to explain Rad, I'm sure it wasn't. As I said, it made me laugh. I will edit my post accordingly and apologize for the implication.

Are you married to a Chinese woman?
 
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Jimmy D said:
No need to explain Rad, I'm sure it wasn't. As I said, it made me laugh. I will edit my post accordingly and apologize for the implication.

Are you married to a Chinese woman?
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No, I am presently divorced from a Latina I never should have married in the first place. Not because she is a Latina but because she is Satan's sister personified.


BTW

My trip to China ended tragically via my running into a host of complications upon arrival at the Beijing Airport that prevented me from reaching my destination and the subsequent death of my intended bride.
 
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Jimmy D said:
LOL, sorry to hear that. I only asked because my wife is Chinese.
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Well, I wish that I would have had that blessing! Unfortunately, my trip ended tragically when I ran into a host of problems at the Beijing Airport due to bad planning on my part and my usual tendency towards misfortune.

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The fellow I worked for whose last name was Sunahara, claimed to have been Japanese not Chinese. The only reason I remember his name is because he made a lasting impression on me via his reaction to my request for a small raise. The reason I mention that he was Japanese isn't to cast aspersion on the Japanese. It is merely to clarify that I am not claiming that a Japanese name is Chinese. To be honest, I really don't know if such a name is also shared by Chinese people. Is it?

All other encounters I have had with Japanese people have not been unpleasant.
 
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Radrook said:
Well, I wish that I would have had that blessing! Unfortunately, my trip ended tragically when I ran into a host of problems at the Beijing Airport due to bad planning on my part and my usual tendency towards misfortune.
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That's a shame, I had a sticky moment there myself, luckily I got away with it though. Anyway, we digress.....

Title: Across the World in 80 Days
Author: F.L Atearther
 
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