What Do You Do If.....

biblebeliever · Jan 28, 2004

Blush and zip!

What do you do when someone knows you but you can't remember them?

jons911 · Jan 28, 2004

pretend

what do you do if the cows come home?

Blessed75 · Jan 28, 2004

I just go up to them and say [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]! It's been so long! How are you? Eventually, they start talking and then it comes to me.........other times I just can't fake it - i flat out ask - who the heck are you?????? lol.......

ummmm..........can't think of a question - hey i'm brain dead tonight forgive me............

jons911 · Jan 28, 2004

you can do it!!!

pgp_protector · Jan 29, 2004

no question to answer

What do you do if the Presidents / Leader of your country needs to use your restroom at your house, and it's a mess.

Rye · Jan 29, 2004

Tell the president that he should be used to messes.

What do you do if an old man/woman constantly flirts/hits on your significant other?

OpenBook · Jan 29, 2004

put myself between them, and start to flirt with the flirter.

What would you do if you knew that the world was going to run out of caffeine
in seven days?

megsmom_1999 · Jan 29, 2004

Fill one room of my house with nothing but Dr.Pepper and chocolate.

What do you do if a rabid muskrat attaches itself to your pants leg and won't let go?

lucypevensie · Jan 29, 2004

Pet its head and maybe it will really like that, and just relax and go to sleep. Then when it starts snoring, run!

What do you do if all your pens run out of ink at the same time?

Tier · Jan 29, 2004

Use a pencil.

What do you do if you have nothing better to do?

missionarypoet · Jan 29, 2004

Do something I'd better not do if I had anything else to do.

What do you do if a Bugs Bunny asks you to play basketball with the rest of the looney tunes?

lucypevensie · Jan 30, 2004

I'd have to turn them down. Basketballs scare me.

What do you do if you suspect someone you are not interested in is going to ask you on a date?

Starcradle · Jan 30, 2004

Haven't had that problem, no one wants me.

What do you do if right before you get to work you step in dog poop and you have nothing to clean it with?

missionarypoet · Jan 30, 2004

Go to work barefoot and say you heard it enhances decision making abilities

What do you do if your boss doesn't buy it?

Starcradle · Jan 31, 2004

Tell him the truth and advise him he better hold his nose.

What do you do if someone has stolen your shoes?

OceanAngel · Jan 31, 2004

chase them carefully.

what do you do if you got a nail stuck in your foot?

lucypevensie · Jan 31, 2004

Try to gross out your friends by showing it to them.

What if they faint?

OceanAngel · Jan 31, 2004

Put cushions under them until they wake.

While they are asleep should I draw on their faces.

Starcradle · Jan 31, 2004

Then I think you better check and see if your feet smell okay, because I'm suspecting that it wasn't the sight of the nail that did them in.

What do you do if you're hanging upside down by your toes?

OceanAngel · Jan 31, 2004

Wonder how you came to be in this predicament.

Should I see a doctor about that nail or just leave it as a conversation piece?

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