Tips From the Horror Movie Character's Survival Guide

nbiol · Aug 14, 2005

29. dont run in places where there are a lot of corners. preferrably, run in large open spaces where you CAN see all around you at all times.

leigh01 · Aug 15, 2005

30) if you trn and c the killer got a pic of ya mother her is after you !

tqpix · Aug 15, 2005

If you engage in fornication, you will die.

lawtonfogle · Aug 15, 2005

hey, i already did 28 to 36 (i think), and yall are just going on like it is not there.

Lessien · Aug 15, 2005

Sorry.

3?. Run away from the guy with the knife.

tqpix · Aug 15, 2005

lawtonfogle said:
hey, i already did 28 to 36 (i think), and yall are just going on like it is not there.

I noticed that; that's why I didn't number mine:

tqpix said:
If you engage in fornication, you will die.

nbiol · Aug 15, 2005

work out at the gym a lot...so you can run farther and faster than any other human being

GET SUPERMAN'S POWERS FROM SUPERMAN, because then you'll be able to knock him out and you're "faster than a speeding bullet" which is extra cool!

RefinedByFire · Aug 16, 2005

38. If you are casted as an extra and you were beamed down to the planet surface with Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy....guess who's going to die.

Kiwicee · Aug 17, 2005

According to "Carrie"... if a strange girl asks you to prom, for the sake of your friends you better go...

Jet1988 · Aug 23, 2005

39. If you hear a noise do not lock the door as the killer will undoubtedly be inside.

WhirlwindMonk · Aug 23, 2005

RefinedByFire said:
38. If you are casted as an extra and you were beamed down to the planet surface with Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy....guess who's going to die.

ROFL!!!! And it's so true too! And half of them die within the first 10 minutes of beaming down. I think there was one episode where one only managed to get out one sentence before he was killed.

40. If you are in any way scared, frightened, unnerved, or generally curious due to something happening that is not 100% normal and routine, LEAVE.

Kaylee4Christ · Aug 23, 2005

funny funny

FallApart · Aug 27, 2005

41: If the person your talking to begins speaking Sumerian and writing in Sanskrit, dissassociate yourself with said person.

42: If things begin floating and flying at you, run!

43: Be nice to anyone named "Carrie"

Jer · Sep 1, 2005

Instead of running in circles from a killer why not leave the house for once?

TheMainException · Sep 8, 2005

I'll have to keep those in mind!!

Kiwicee · Dec 13, 2005

Jer said:
Instead of running in circles from a killer why not leave the house for once?

ROFL That one is soooooo true!

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