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Yes, yes, I love Christian women who have a twist of the good ole ultra-violence in them.

Speaking of...

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.
Robin of Locksley: Then it begins.

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Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.


*passes out these spoons to all subscribers of this thread*

 
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