Things You Learn From Video Games

Thing you learn from video games:

-There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.
-If it moves, DESTROY IT!
-Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
-One 'good guy' can defeat an infinite number of "bad guys."
-Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.
-You can break things and get away with it.
-You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
-If someone dies, they disappear.
-If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.
-You can overcome most adversaries by simply having enough quarters.
-You can operate all weapons without training.
-Now matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
-Death is reversible (only for you!)
-Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.
-Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow.
-You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
-All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
-Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.
-Don't worry if your new vehicle crahes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.
-A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.