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The preacher who lied!

EliDave

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One Sunday morning the pastor of a church woke up to a beautiful day. It was about 72 degrees with a slight breeze. The sun was shining brightly and there were no clouds. He decided he just had to go golfing. So he calls up his assistant pastor and says, "buddy i am sick today can you take care of the service?" The assistant replies, "no problem pastor ill take care of it."

So the pastor goes golfing. He has a rather good day not to bad as golfing goes. He gets to the 18th hole. It is a 400 yard drive. He gets set and hits the ball. It was a good hit but it didnt seem as if it were going to make it. Suddenly God sends a gust of wind that carries the ball all the way for a hole in one! An angel comes up to God and says, "God why did you do that?" God replies, "Who is he going to tell?"