The Nun and the Cabbie

TheWakeUpCaller said:

Sounds like you were given a message.(Did you not get it). Did you notice the post before yours was from a 14 year-old? She found this offensive. Out of the mouth of babes..... I am done with this. I would watch what I said about Jesus. Really. We are talking about God here/./ ***Jesus a party animal?***
wow! That is almost the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Keep trying.

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The message I got was that not only could God knock me on my hiney , He could fry my keister.

The thing that came out of the 14 yr-old "babe" (?) is the same thing that came out of your mouth.

Jesus wasn't called a winebibber (read "wino") or a glutton (read "glutton") because He was piously kneeling, hands folded, looking toward heaven with a halo hovering over Him, and a soft light shining on His white anglo face while reciting some liturgical prayer. (He was also a moonshiner. cf. His first miracle.)

Yes, I am aware He is God. (I do capitalize His referent pronouns for crying out loud!) Jesus is fully God and fully man. Jesus the God I worship, honor, and obey. Jesus the man I have a blast with.

The dumbest thing? If you want to see dumb, just come and live with me a while. A guy said to me once, "I just don't understand you." I told him he'd have to get in line.

At Jesus' house "there's a big, big yard where we can play football." And it won't be be touch football --that's for sissies. And guess Who will volunteer to be the Waterboy!

Oh, man! Jesus is way cool!

????????????"Keep trying."????????????

That's what's so cool about christianity! (Rom 3:28 For we maintain that a man is justified by faith apart from works of the Law. NASU) I don't have to strive. Thank you, Jesus.

O-K, Jesus, You be the Waterboy. John 4:14 but whoever drinks of the water that I will give him shall never thirst; but the water that I will give him will become in him a well of water springing up to eternal life. NASU

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Rom 16:25-27
Now to Him who is able to establish you according to my gospel and the preaching of Jesus Christ, according to the revelation of the mystery which has been kept secret for long ages past, but now is manifested, and by the Scriptures of the prophets, according to the commandment of the eternal God, has been made known to all the nations, leading to obedience of faith; to the only wise God, through Jesus Christ, be the glory forever. Amen.
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Eph 3:20-21
Now to Him who is able to do far more abundantly beyond all that we ask or think, according to the power that works within us, to Him be the glory in the church and in Christ Jesus to all generations forever and ever. Amen.
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Jude 24-25
Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling, and to make you stand in the presence of His glory blameless with great joy, to the only God our Savior, through Jesus Christ our Lord, be glory, majesty, dominion and authority, before all time and now and forever. Amen.
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(I had to split up my post because they only let me use five smilies per.)

THat is hilarious!!! I really needed that laugh!

C'mon people lighten up the joke was funny!!

christianmomof3 said:

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could ask or say that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well let's see what we can do about that: #1 you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic.

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes I'm single and Catholic."

"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss . But then when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child" said the Nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The Nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party!"

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I didn't find the joke funny