So help me, me?

““I’m suing for a hundred million bucks, and I know God can afford it,” says Wilding, a 37-year-old rancher who recently filed a lawsuit against the Lord.

His suit alleges harassment, physical and mental injuries as well as distress due to his close calls with death from above.I’m suing for a hundred million bucks, and I know God can afford it,” says Wilding, a 37-year-old rancher who recently filed a lawsuit against the Lord.

His suit alleges harassment, physical and mental injuries as well as distress due to his close calls with death from above....

 

“Sure, I’ve broken a couple of Commandments in my day. I’ve told a few white lies. I shoplifted a couple things when I was a kid. And I think my neighbor’s wife is pretty hot.

“But this punishment is way out of line for those sins. The Big Guy is going to have to settle with me on this one.”

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