RULES OF LIFE
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> 1. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.
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> 2. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."
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> 3. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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> 4. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
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>5. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her -- believe them.
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> 6. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"
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> 7. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
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> 8. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
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> 9. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
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> 10. Work is good, but it's not that important.
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> 11. And finally; Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
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> 1. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.
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> 2. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."
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> 3. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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> 4. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
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>5. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her -- believe them.
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> 6. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"
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> 7. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
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> 8. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
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> 9. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
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> 10. Work is good, but it's not that important.
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> 11. And finally; Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
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