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Guy on the right: "No, that is not how you cook chicken. I shall assault your face with a spatula."

Guy on the left: "Screw you and the crocodile you rode in on. I'll cook the chicken any way I dang well please!"

Guy on the right: "You leave me no choice but to assault you with this very long spoon in my left hand."

Guy on the left: "Fine. You want the chicken? You can have the freakin' chicken. See that shelf between us? I'll just use the falcon for dinner tonight, AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED!"

Guy on the right: "Oh? Come at me, Bro. What? Gonna hit me with your chicken? I dare you. I double-croc dare you. Wait, why is my face melting? Dang it, Tut, I told you not to put the Ark in the middle of the town. Kid's gonna kill people even after he's dead, I swear to Ra."
 
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