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Y.... you're going to LEAVE ME?!I need to go and get ready for church.
Oh yes, OceanAngel. I have a riddle for you. If you don't answer it in three minutes, your house will blow up.
It is an old one, so it should be quite easy. Here it is.
What falls but never breaks?
What breaks but never falls?
Hint: It is about opposites. Good luck, the clock is ticking.
I need to go and get ready for church.
Oh yes, OceanAngel. I have a riddle for you. If you don't answer it in three minutes, your house will blow up.
It is an old one, so it should be quite easy. Here it is.
What falls but never breaks?
What breaks but never falls?
Hint: It is about opposites. Good luck, the clock is ticking.
Well, I never promised anything.LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEE
Oh, gee! Who'da thunk.Smart alec. BLEEEEH.
You said you'd do it in a minute, didn't you? YES!Well, I never promised anything.BLEEEEH.
Wow, I've only beaten a turkey over the head. Over and over. It died.I went skimming stones today and killed a swan.
Good job OceanAngel.
Jelly, I would never leave you without an emoticon hug!
Yes, but I remebered that I've never had a Papa Smurf costume. BLEEEEEEH.You said you'd do it in a minute, didn't you? YES!BLEEEEEH.
Oh, oh, right, because you FORGOT, huh punk?! BLEEEEEH!!Yes, but I remebered that I've never had a Papa Smurf costume. BLEEEEEEH.
No.... I just haven't thought about it before. BLEEEEEEH!Oh, oh, right, because you FORGOT, huh punk?! BLEEEEEH!!
Well I'VE never thought about masquerading around in a panda suit because you know why?! I KNOOOOW I don't have one!No.... I just haven't thought about it before. BLEEEEEEH!
/me hands buddy girl a panda suitWell I'VE never thought about masquerading around in a panda suit because you know why?! I KNOOOOW I don't have one!BLAAAARGH!
I... don't know where. Meep!Well, go and buy one
Meep.
I meant in RL, silly!/me hands buddy girl a panda suit
BLAAAARGH back at you!
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