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RPGfreak

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Praven said:
Oh yeah!? Well you know what they say about ruling over turkeys! " Once you pop, you just can't stop eating innocent bystanders!"
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I don't eat innocent bystanders, I eat the regular type...with mustard and ammonium chloride to wash them down.
 
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Oh. In that case rule turkeys until dawn! But after dawn you must brush your teeth with chocolate pudding to remove any stray bystander's remnants! You know what will happen if you neglect your teeth. your feet will turn purple; just like Frank's.
 
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Praven said:
Oh. In that case rule turkeys until dawn! But after dawn you must brush your teeth with chocolate pudding to remove any stray bystander's remnants! You know what will happen if you neglect your teeth. your feet will turn purple; just like Frank's.
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You know I'm allergic to brushes and how dare you mention frank. After he stole all the nogle plums I never wanted to hear that name again.
 
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Ah right my apologies. Us "hippos" don't really mind The One Whose Name Cannot be Mentioned in Casual Conversation's exploits. After all, he did make those nogle plums into a wonderful foot ointment for the "Larger than Life Mammals". Oh my, The One Whose Name Cannot be Mentioned in Casual Conversation's ointment was the best under the sea. I had my dear friend, The Empress Locket, send some royal messengers to retrieve the said ointment and I still have some left in the can.
 
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