Put in place by my three-year old ^_^

Haha! This made me laugh!!

I am still laughing at this one. LOL!!! I couldn't believe he said it. . . and last night I was making up my bed and I began to shake out the comforter. I went to shake it out straight but the ceiling fan caught it and it scared me half to death. So, Alex comes running from his room to my room and said "mommy, what's the matter?" I answer nothing son. Mommy's ok. I just scared the C*** out of myself." so he proceeds to go the the living room and tell his father, "Mommy's ok Daddy. She just scared the C*** out of herself." I started laughing. . .

What made it even funnier was that Kol told him that it wasn't nice to say that word and that "mommy shouldn't have said it" So Alex turns around to come back to the room where I am completely guffawing in laughter and says "Mommy, you shouldn't say that word. That's not nice." Bwah ha ha ROTFL. I couldn't stop laughing at him. He is so funny.

I love having kids.

Kol said:

Today at lunch, we had a big meal and all sat down to eat (myself, wife, 3yo and 9mo). Alex (3yo) has entered the phase where he won't stop talking, which sometimes gets on daddy (introvert)'s nerves. And since mommy works, most of the kids' time is spent with daddy. Alex and I have been going back and forth about his inability to stop the yappin'. Well, today, he got a good one in on dear ol' dad.

Sitting there, I said to him, "Alex, you've got a big mouth." To which his innocent little reply was, "yep, and daddy, when I grow up, I'll have big ears like you."

At this, mommy started to laugh. Dangerous! Because my little mini-me turned to her and said, "and mommy, you have big boobs." At which my poor wife turned completely blood-red and speechless.

I need your prayers, because one day, he'll be a teenager.

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To funny.

8462 said:

So Alex turns around to come back to the room where I am completely guffawing in laughter and says "Mommy, you shouldn't say that word. That's not nice." Bwah ha ha ROTFL. I couldn't stop laughing at him. He is so funny.

I love having kids.

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I love that. Nothing better then a kid correcting you on your mistakes.

welcome to the wonderful world of 3 year olds, I am on my 3rd one, lol. She is a nutter. The other day she was trying to get something from the 7 year old.

Alice(3yrs): but Chrisian you are so beautiful
Christian(7yrs): you still can't have it
Alice: but you are so so so beautiful!
Christian: no

I have no idea what she wanted from her, but I like her tactic.