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A man was hiking through a forest and was becoming very tired. He stumbled upon a farm that had plenty of horses. He asked the farmer if he could borrow one.
"Well son,"the farmer said,"I can only lend you one cause all the others are working. But it is a special horse. If you want to make it go say 'praise the Lord', and if you want it to stop say 'amen'."
Now the man climbed on and shouted "Praise the Lord", the horse ambled along. It picked up speed after a time and didn't stop. By this time the man could not remember what to say to make it stop.
He saw a cliff right in front of him. Then he started to pray. Of course at the end of he said "amen." The horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff. The man breathed a sigh of relief and shouted "praise the Lord".....
"Well son,"the farmer said,"I can only lend you one cause all the others are working. But it is a special horse. If you want to make it go say 'praise the Lord', and if you want it to stop say 'amen'."
Now the man climbed on and shouted "Praise the Lord", the horse ambled along. It picked up speed after a time and didn't stop. By this time the man could not remember what to say to make it stop.
He saw a cliff right in front of him. Then he started to pray. Of course at the end of he said "amen." The horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff. The man breathed a sigh of relief and shouted "praise the Lord".....