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My father had a Guernsey bull that broke my temperance pledge,
I took two horns against my will and tossed me over the hedge,
He chased me all the way to Washington,
That's how I got my pension for the Battle of Bull Run..Ha,Ha!
 
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freezerman2000 said:
My father had a Guernsey bull that broke my temperance pledge,
I took two horns against my will and tossed me over the hedge,
He chased me all the way to Washington,
That's how I got my pension for the Battle of Bull Run..Ha,Ha!
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I didn't realize I had already posted this earlier...must have been a brain fart!
 
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While looking through the mouse hole in Grampa's wooden leg,
Why do they build the shore so near the ocean?
The snake still slips,
Because he has no hips,
And the boy's best friend is his mother!
 
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The Hephalump is fourteen feet when measured ear to ear,
And though he has but three of them, he rightly can not hear,
His eye is red, his skin is green, his tail is turquoise blue,
And may I be a bingle if my story is not true!
 
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Do you remember Suzyanna,
She was in a terrible wreck,
A freight train hit her head on, it durn near broke her neck,
They worked a night,they worked all day and finally got her free,
Now she's wearing tread marks where dimples used to be!
 
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We were going down the mountain,the weather being fine,
Going to Kansas City on that Rock Island Line
Ninety miles of grade ahead-we heard the brakes go out,
Some of the boys began to pray,
But I began to shout.




Oh. Suzyanna don't mean to cause you pain,
You know I love ya honey, But your face would stop a train!
 
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