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Over the Hill???

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Now, of course none of us actually feel like this or do any of these things...


1. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2. You tune into the easy listening station... on purpose.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3. You keep repeating yourself.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]4. You start video taping daytime game shows.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]5. You wonder why you waited so long to take up macramé.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]6. Your insurance company has started sending you their free calendar... a month at a time.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]7. Your new easy chair has more options than your car.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]8. One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]9. Conversations with people your own age often turn into 'dueling ailments'.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]10. You keep repeating yourself.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]11. You discover the words 'whippersnapper', 'scalawag' and 'by cracky' creeping into your vocabulary.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]12. You're on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]13. You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]14. You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]15. You look both ways before crossing a room.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]16. You keep repeating yourself.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]17. You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]18. You go to a garden party and you're mainly interested in the garden.[/FONT]

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