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Man 1: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What id you do?"
Man 1: "I slept with another woman."
Priest: "Original. It has to be original. Come back when you've done something original."
Man 2: "Forgive me Father for i have sinned."
Priest: "What did yo do?"
Man 2: "I killed a gopher with a fondue fork."
Priest: "Now that's original. Two 'Hail Marys' and four 'Our Fathers' "
Priest: "What id you do?"
Man 1: "I slept with another woman."
Priest: "Original. It has to be original. Come back when you've done something original."
Man 2: "Forgive me Father for i have sinned."
Priest: "What did yo do?"
Man 2: "I killed a gopher with a fondue fork."
Priest: "Now that's original. Two 'Hail Marys' and four 'Our Fathers' "