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I've got a better idea.

*Theo gets an axe and chops the tree down. The headhunters land in the water.*
 
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Hey Bev..where is that knife? *Bev digs in her purse and gives Dawn the knife* I'll be right back....

*climbs a tree and cuts the thickest vine she can find* *drops vine down to Theo who is waiting on the ground* Watch out..*drops knife* *climbs back down the tree* Ok buddy...let's go get set up. *runs and gives Bev the knife back* Bev...I'll be right back.
 
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Wait right here.

*Theo takes one end of the vine while Dawn holds the other. He dives under the water and comes up on the other side of the waterfall after wrapping the vine around CPmans's and his friend's legs.*

Ok, NOW!

*Dawn and Theo pull the vine taught and both CPman and the figure with him trip and fall in the water. Theo uses the vine to tie them both up and brins them to shore.*

Ok, now I want to know what's going on!
 
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*While keeping one eye on the still slumbering l4j (she sure can sleep soundly), Ceris grabs the bound CPman and friend (who's really just as tall as a sapling, i.e. 1 meter), wraps some more vine around their feet and stings them upside down 7 feet above the ground so that can't get away easily. He also checks over them very carefully to make sure that they don't have anymore chemicals or anything else that they can try to escape with. They don't. Finished, he returns to his post beside l4j*
 
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*Wolf comes back from gathering bananas to find the place in utter pandemonium AGAIN...*

Bev, what are you doing making eyes at those two headhunters?! They're gonna think you want something and then they'll be hauling your screaming self back to the other side of the island for some impromptu breeding. Cut it out! I've got them all figured out, don't worry. They think I'm some kind of pale island goddess or something and they'll do anything I want. Sort of like Pooey over there. Gather they've never seen white women before?

Ceris, is that a hummingbird you're sitting next to? Ooh, can I see? She's so beautiful - how sweet. Just sleeping peacefully in the midst of all this lunacy.

Hey Dawn, Theo. Enjoying your stay by the pool? I noticed the gang all followed you over here and wreaked some more havoc lately. Hope no one spoiled your special fun. hee hee.

CP needs a serious addressing. Theo, you seem to be doing a good job of it with Ceris, I'm just gonna leave it to you guys. I'm gonna be tempted to tear out his jugular next time the moon is full if he doesn't knock off the mad scientist routine pretty soon. Snowy, you get my drift, huh? How's things? Back to normal? Staying back to normal? Hope so hon. We're not due for another Round One for a couple more weeks -think you can stay out of tiger trouble til then?

*Starts peeling bananas and wrapping them in big leaves with coconut juice poured on top. After she's done making snacks, she builds a little campfire to roast the bananas in and sits back to take in all the action...*
 
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Lays up in the top of a palm tree to see what all the other's are doing and keeping well away from those staring headhunters.

OO so nice up here! *lays on back and stares at the clouds filing and painting nails*

Hey!! There's something wrong with this palm tree! This big leaf is starting to bend downwards....no...noo...noooo.....YIKES!! *SPLASH!!!*

*blubber*...*blubber*....*gasp* ...*blubber*....*gasp*.

OH NO!!....wades to Dawn, Theo and Wolfie howling.....Dawnie *sob*...*sob*...Wolfie!
*sob*...*sob*......that was the must ungraceful dive I've ever made....*sob*...*sob*
Ceris....did you see my dive....well...It wasn't a dive....*sob*.....the palm tree leaf broke... YAHH! Those headhunters are staring again!!
 
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You fools! How day you stop me! LOOK OUT! Behind you!

*A band of head hunters spring out of the jungle heading towards them
*CPman's "friend" breaks its bonds and goes after the head hunters
*it sends outs many vines out and captures the head hunters. It tosses the head hunters about 6 football fields away.
*after this CPman addresses the group

I would like you to meet my plant friend, Sarracen, it is a large plant that has animal like quailities. Sarracen eats insects and small mammals, and its main defense is vines of great strengh. Sarracen will be able to stand gard and prevent any danger from entering camp. Also Sarracen has a nice ability to mimic any flower.
 
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*Sarracen bends down to talk to CPman

*there is a series of nods from both

Ah He seems to have forgotten to mimic th the smell also. Sarracen could sing too, but it is kinda too high pitched to be heard by human ears.
 
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*Ceris grabbs his staff and quickly moves between Sarracen and Bev.*

BACK OFF!!!

*Seeing that the plant is not taking heed of his warning, Ceris sidesteps a swing vine/arm of Sarracen and kicks it in the main section, sending it sprawling back 6 feet. As it lands on it back a bit stunned, Ceris calles out to CP*

If you can't keep your friend undercontrol, then I will! Got it?
 
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Ohhhhh...thank you Ceris!! Once again to the rescue! Runs back to the camp with one very stunned carnivorous plant called Sarrocen. Puts it in Cp's lab.

Time for you to teach that thing some manners Cp! First thing to do is to get the smell out of it!...

*dives into the lagoon*....*splash*...*splash*...*splash*
*lays on back and does the backstroke* runs to shore and flops on rock. Phew!!
I might smell a bit better now!!
 
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CP! You're really freakin me out, man. Now you're fiddling with the plant life around here...
Thanks, Ceris. Poor CP. He just can't HELP himself.
Bev, you ok? *Gives her a hand out of the water*

Ok, this island is getting wierder by the minute. We got headhunters. We got werecreatures. We got man-eating plants. We got two lovesick fools wandering around getting themselves into trouble as we speak. What next?

*Checks on the 'nana snacks in the campfire.*
Foods ready, come and get it! Hey, not you! *shoos away carnivorous plant.* No meat here, buddy. You'll have to go find some of those bizarro werebunnies and eat them. Rid this place of out-of-conrol varmints!
*Passes out steaming roasted bananas wrapped in leaves*
Careful! These are hot. No ice around here to cool your burns...
 
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*Speaks to Sarracen in a very stern manner

You are only to eat insects and small mammals. Humans are NOT small mammals. Now I know you have perfume glands so use them. If you don't start to behave I'll have no choice but to put you in the compost heap. *waves finger at Sarracen*Got that?

*Sarracen nods

See it is just a matter of establishing who's boss. He should be a very good addtion to our little group because he can protect us very well. And where did DS and Theo go off to? I hope they wern't captured during the last head hunter raid.
 
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