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Wolflily

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HEY GANG!!!

*Everyone looks up and sees Wolf with two handsome headhunters flanking her on top of the cliff overlooking the waterfall and pond where they're all hanging out. She waves and yells down...*

I MADE SOME NEW GUY PALS WHILE I WAS EXPLORING ANCIENT HEADHUNTER BURIAL SITES. AREN'T THEY CUTE?! WELL, WE GOTTA GO. CATCH YA LATER!

*The three of them disappear back into the jungle...*
 
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CPman2004

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Theofilus said:
Whoever it was is going to be pretty mad at him. I hope it wasn't one of those head hunter guys.

*Sees somebody get out on the other side and start heading for CPman but can't make out who it is.*
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MAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*MSS sets in

*CPman grabes a spare lab coat from somewhere and puts it on.

*Dives of the clif, but he has a glider built into the coat and he glides back to his hut
 
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*l4j flew for many days and many nights. She didn't know where she was going but as she was flying she noticed a rock that looked familiar. The humming bird looked around and she flys to a hut. She sees snowy sleeping. Is it possible that she ended up in the same place? Maybe all she did was went around circles? Either way she was tired so she fell asleep on a tree near the hut.
 
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Dawn? Theo? Ceris? Wolfie? T-Bear?...can we sit under this lovely palm and eat this gorgous fish Theo has cooked for us? ... Ohhhhh...what a cook!! *licks fingers and wipes juice from chin*
This means another dive in the pool after eating huh Dawniw?
*Bev looks up and sees two headhunters standing watching us with weird expressions on their faces*
Hey Wolf? Did you dig those two up from the graveyard? They look as if they've been king hit!
*tosses Mars Bar to T-bear* Here honey, you gotta eat these! Keeps your energy up!

*chomps on sea kelp*
Hey Theo! We need you to make a fantastic dive into that gorgeous lagoon and cause some type of a tsunami to blast those kids right out and straight up a palm tree.
Ceris? The hummingbird will sleep...come and hop into this fish!

Wolfie! Will you tell your headhunters to quite staring at me head? I'll get Pooey onto them!

*Bev marches up to headhunters hands on hips*...* Quit gawking you blokes! My head's not for sale!

*Goes back and lazes beneath a palm fanning herself with a leaf*....ahhhh Dawnie...dis is da life huh....pass your nailfile over kiddo.
*brushes a bug off Theo*
 
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*hands Bev nail file* I'm stuffed, that fish was good. *looks up at headhunters* *whispers to Bev* They are scary looking! *feels neck* I like my head right where it is.

Isn't Ceris a peach standing guard over my long lost pet. *munches on sea kelp* Hands sea kelp to everyone. I think the guys should have a diving contest..what do you girls think? We've made them all swimming trunks from palm leaves..hope they hold up
 
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Bevlina

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You're stuffed too Dawn? Struth mate! I couldn't look at a peanut at present! No wonder you kissed Theo behind the waterfall! *files nails*
Ceris? He's saved us before Dawn! He's one outta the box huh?

Do ya reckon those trunks will stand up alright Dawni? It'd be terrible if the boys got all poised up to dive and their trunks fell off.......mind you...those headhunters haven't got much on either. *pokes tongue out at a headhunter*

I'm all for the diving contest though. But, I know who'll win it....look at the physique of Theo...how could he lose? ....he might if his trunks fall off though....

*Bev stares back at the headhunter... .......*files nails*
 
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*CPman walks out of his hut and sees all the bars.

No matter I can easily get out of this.

*CPman gets a paste of various chemicals and it melts the bars down
*CPman is now free to do as he wishes
*CPman goes into the greenhouse and exits the hut with a figure that is as tall as a tree.
 
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