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Wolflily

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Wo! Hey, looks like I'm back to normal. And naked.
Yikes! Good thing Dawn and Theo are a bit preoccupied playing in the water. Bev - keep an eye out for peepin toms while I go get me knickers on! Thanks, hon.

Ok, Theo. You're safe again. Until next month, hee hee!
 
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*peers around looking for peeping toms*...*bashes coconuts on a rock* ....pours coconut milk into empty coconut shells... " HEY WOLFIE!!! DO YOU WANT TWO OF THESE COCONUT SHELLS TO WEAR UP TOP???"..... *starts to serve fish onto palm leaves*.... *starts pealing and slicing pineapples* .....hmnnnnnn...they can peel their own banana's.....*washes figs*..... *stares across at Dawn and Theo*.....

Hey Wolf!! Those two are looking a bit romantic! I think they had a kiss under the waterfall too! *collects some sea kelp for Dawn*

COME AND GET IT!!!!! *places a Mars Bar beside the palm leaf plates for dessert*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.....metinks dis is da life.......
 
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Hey thanks for the coconuts, BEV! They're not big enough, though. (I'M KIDDING!!)

No, I have some clothes hidden away somewhere. *Pulls out a funky tie-dyed blue and purple sarong and wraps it around herself* Ok, is it safe to come out now?

Ooh, lunch. Yum, this looks great. I'm starving. Last time I ate was in that stupid pound. Dog food. UGH. I don't recommend it.
 
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Yep....Hey! Nope...Wolfie is the only one on the island. She'll protect us if any headhunters come around here....
*listens to the sound of the sea in a huge seashell* .... Theo...you'd better get to and build us a house somewhere! There's plenty of material. We'd better help him huh Dawn?

*starts collecting bamboo*....*stops*......*listens to the sound of the sea in the seashell again*......*stops*..... *starts collecting bamboo again*.....*stops* ... *runs to the sea to get another shell*....*runs back*.....* starts collecting bamboo again*......*stops*.......*gives Wolfie a hug*.....*listens to sound of the sea in a seashell again* .......*starts collecting bamboo*
 
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Good idea Bev, I'll help Theo
*uses Bev's knife to cut palm fronds* *drags them to where Theo is staking out our house* Hey buddy...want me to fetch you some cool water? I'll bring some back on my next trip with these palms. *cuts more palms, climbs the tree and tosses down some coconuts* *pokes holes in coconut to give Theo a drink* *drags palms back* Here buddy, brought you some coconut milk.

Bev and Wolfie, what do you think we should have for dinner? *listens to Bev's shell*
 
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Theofilus said:
I don't believe we've met. My name is Theo.

*Shakes Wolfies hand*

You better be carefull. There are wolfs around here.
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Hey, nice to meet you, too! Don't worry about the wolf. She's only dangerous when she's hungry.
*Stomach's growling* Like now.
Hey, I gotta eat - hand me some of those funky fruit things with the leaves, would ya Bev?
*Stuffs face frantically. Theo looks on bewildered.*
Sorry, forgot my manners.

Hey, Dawn! How are ya hon? Nice island we got here, huh? This is grand. I love the waterfall. Thanks for distracting you know who... I'm not the exhibitionist type.

So, Bev, are we building a house for everyone or little cottages for each of us, so you know who over here and the other you know who can have some, ahem, 'ivacypray'.
 
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OW!! Banished to the outer realm in solitude! *slashes palm and banana fronds for the houses* *puff* *pant*
Theo...you take care of our Dawnie in there! *Theo takes Dawn's hand and gazes into her eyes* ....*puff*...*pant*.... *wipes sweat from forehead* .... *listens to sea in seashell* .... *cuts more bamboo for Theo*
*files nails*.....So...what happens when a storm hits the Island huh? Wolfie! I know what I'm gonna do..I'm making a dash into Dawn and Theo's hut! ...*sniffs and wipes forehead*... *slash*...*slash*...*slash*.... OWWWWWWWW!!! Wolfie!! Get your boom outta the way! We backed into one another! Dawn...can you start tearing these fronds into strips honey so that Theo and tie the bamboo and fronds together? Yep! Banana fronds here Theo! Dawnie's busy tearing them into strips for you.
*passes more food to Wolf and throws a Mars Bar to Dawn and Theo*

Oh bugga this...I'm going for a dive in the lagoon by the waterfall....DAWN!!! FILE YOUR NAILS TOO!!! *SPLASH!!*
 
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Crabs are downsteam Wolfie!! *makes Wolfie a spear with bamboo*...
Bev and Wolfie wade downsteam and see big crabs. Dawn and Theo stand gazing into one another's eyes. They both start spearing crabs while the two lovebirds steal a kiss beneath a flowering frangipanni tree.

We'll put them into this big dilly bag I made out of the Banana fronds Wolfie. Then we'll boil them when we get back. Dawn and Theo mightn't have much of an appetite though...all the more for us!! Here...have a banana! Throws banana to Wolfie.
Watch out for those nippers! When Theo and Dawn settle into their snuggle nest we can put live ones in there!!! hehehehe....that'll take the stars out of their eyes for a tick eh Wolfie!!
 
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Ooh, bad girl! I love ya! You know how to have a good time. ha ha ha!!!!

Thanks for the 'nana. Ok, I think I've got enough crabs. Let's get busy cooking and once the other two work up an appetite, they can have some too.

Dawn and Theo are making me restless - we oughta go find us some playmates of the male persuasion.
I hear drums. Mmmm, let's go check it out. Maybe there are some big, strong, healthy native boys jumping around in leopardskin briefs somewhere on this island.
 
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Yep!! Hey! Where did you get to? I've got the diamonds buried in a safe place in the sand! Think Dawn & I can go leaving rocks like that around for puddy tats to come along and play with them? *taps temple* We got sense we have!

Come on, meet Wolf! Now we're going to cook crabs seeing Wolf has gone to check out those drums. And perhaps see some big strong healthy native boys jumping around in leopard skin briefs...it's the animal instinct in her.

We are preparing the huts here too. Leaving that to Theo unless you want to help! Hey! Need a swim? Go and have a shower under that waterfall.

Hey...*taps temple again* I might go and check out and see if there's some big healthy strong old coots running around in leopard skins!!! *puts crabs on to cook and zips off*
 
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*helps Theo work on the 3 huts* Maybe SR can help you too. *strips banana fronds to make string* I think the girls are catching something for dinner. I hope we can get these huts ready before nightfall. *hides behind banana frond and gives Theo a kiss on his cheek* You are so nice. I thin Bev and Wolfie are looking for natives
is in the air.
 
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Well...the old coots I saw would scare heck out of anyone! They were big, black and furry and wore nothing!!! They were very good at swinging in trees though...quite long arms...hmnnnnn...amazing! Naked as jay birds the whole bung lot of them. Struth! Wolfies gonna come back howling! There'll be no
on the air if she see's what I saw...

Checks the crabs.....Hey Dawn! Theo! These crabs are cooked! You want some good tucker? This stuff is good oh....it'll put hairs on your chest...oops...no...retract that after those things I saw in the trees. This tucker will make you dance and sing like no other! Careful....it's hot! *passes giant claws to Dawn and Theo*....*cracks a claw open* ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....wow. *starts dancing and singing*
 
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