One liners part deux

eRev said:

1.[FONT=&quot] Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? [/FONT]
2.[FONT=&quot] How is it possible to have a civil war? [/FONT]
3.[FONT=&quot] If God dropped acid, would he see people? [/FONT]
4.[FONT=&quot] If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? [/FONT]
5.[FONT=&quot] If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? [/FONT]
6.[FONT=&quot] If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? [/FONT]
7.[FONT=&quot] Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? [/FONT]
8.[FONT=&quot] Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? [/FONT]
9.[FONT=&quot] Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? [/FONT]
10.[FONT=&quot] Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? [/FONT]
11.[FONT=&quot] Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket? [/FONT]
12.[FONT=&quot] If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? [/FONT]
13.[FONT=&quot] Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? [/FONT]
14.[FONT=&quot] If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? [/FONT]
15.[FONT=&quot] Is the main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live? [/FONT]
16.[FONT=&quot] I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. [/FONT]
17.[FONT=&quot] If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? [/FONT]
18.[FONT=&quot] Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? [/FONT]
19.[FONT=&quot] If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? [/FONT]
20.[FONT=&quot] If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?[/FONT]

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