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Ode to Spam

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        • I do not want to read your spam.
          I do not want it, Sam I Am.

          I do not want to read your jokes.
          That virus warning? It’s a hoax!

          Don’t send me tests I must complete,
          Or cutesy poems that are sweet.

          I get enough of spam, I do.
          I hate to see it come from you.

          Spam offers drugs to make me stronger,
          Or make some part of me grow longer.

          So, when a joke or tale you see,
          Please, please don’t hit that forward key.

          Instead, why don’t you drop a line?
          How are your kids? Is your life fine?

          How can I pray for you today?
          Read a good book or seen a play?

          What victories can you report?
          I’d love to read it – long or short!

          I'll be so glad you didn't spam.
          Thank you, thank you, Sam I Am.
 
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