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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of
parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have
locks on the door?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights
on, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called
shipment, but when by ship it's called cargo?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what
does a freedom fighter fight?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of
parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have
locks on the door?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights
on, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called
shipment, but when by ship it's called cargo?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what
does a freedom fighter fight?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?