Coffee: "Amber needs lots of, guess what? Water."
Where did you get that from? No, fossils embedded in amber don't require water. All they require if for an insect or whatever to stick in resin oozing from a tree, and be engulfed and preserved.
Coffee: "Did you know a lot of aquatic organisms can be found in amber?"
The only thing that is necessary for an aquatic organism to become an amber fossil is for a tree, or even a branch off a tree, to fall into a body of water. If a tree is growing near the water, a hurricane or a tornado can knock it into the water. Or a tree can be growing on shaky, unstable ground.
Coffee: "Lace bugs (Tingidae) still alive today look just the same as those found in Caribbean amber dated as being millions of years old. That's because they are not millions of years old and evolution didn't happen."
Many amber fossils show species that are now extinct. Take a look at this example.
<< 'Alien' insect in amber from 100 million years ago >>
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"Around 100 million years ago, an alien-looking insect with a bizarre head and long thin legs likely crawled around on trees in what is now Burma."
"The insect is so strange that researchers say that it is not only a new species, but also belongs in its own new scientific order. Living in the time of the dinosaurs, the insect was tiny and wingless. Just two specimens of this new species exist, both of them preserved in Burmese amber."
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The Eight Most Incredible Fossils Preserved In Amber