God went missing one day, so all the angels started looking for him.
Eventually, one of the angels found him in the den, watching the game. God looked exhausted; sweat was pouring off his brow, and he had a cold beer in his hand.
"God!" gasped the angel. "We were so worried about you!"
"Nothing to worry about," says God. "I've just been busy working, that's all."
"Really?" enquires the angel. "What have you been working on?"
God takes a drink from his beer and says, "Well, i just created a twenty-four hour period of alternating light and darkness on the planet Earth."
"Wow!" says the angel, mightily impressed. "What are you going to do now?"
God thinks for a moment, sets down his beer and says, "Y'know, I think I might call it a day."
Eventually, one of the angels found him in the den, watching the game. God looked exhausted; sweat was pouring off his brow, and he had a cold beer in his hand.
"God!" gasped the angel. "We were so worried about you!"
"Nothing to worry about," says God. "I've just been busy working, that's all."
"Really?" enquires the angel. "What have you been working on?"
God takes a drink from his beer and says, "Well, i just created a twenty-four hour period of alternating light and darkness on the planet Earth."
"Wow!" says the angel, mightily impressed. "What are you going to do now?"
God thinks for a moment, sets down his beer and says, "Y'know, I think I might call it a day."