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You sound like a damson in distress, and that's unfortunate because I was hoping for a kiwi.
Is it just me or am I the only one struggling to decipher this?

(I kid you not, I was trying to figure this out for five minutes. I think it's past my bedtime)

Regardless, our love will kiwi us through. There's just too many blurred limes, but hold on until lime ready.
 
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damson = damsel
kiwi = someone from New Zealand

Damsel in distress - Wikipedia

Anyway, it's clear we've both bean yam-mering on far too long about fruits and vegetables, it's enough to make anyone go nuts.
 
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damson = damsel
kiwi = someone from New Zealand

Damsel in distress - Wikipedia

Anyway, it's clear we've both bean yam-mering on far too long about fruits and vegetables, it's enough to make anyone go nuts.

The terminology of "kiwi" has pecan my curiosity, to be completely honest. I already know what a damsel is

But, I am nut too worried, since I'm killing this thread.

You ready to back down yet?

I'll cashew you later.

I totally sang that. I blame you for having this song stuck in my head for the day.

I'll admit...so far this is the best meme in the thread.
Right? *curtsies*

I debated on not putting it up. But alas, I did. You. Are. Welcome.
 
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The terminology of "kiwi" has pecan my curiosity, to be completely honest. I already know what a damsel is

But, I am nut too worried, since I'm killing this thread.

You ready to back down yet?

I'll cashew you later.

It seems the lovi-lovi phase of this game is over, so lettuce move on to the a-salt stage. You started this thread thinking you could milk it, and that it would be a bries, but you are already whey behind. Your creams of winning have curdled, and things are rapidly turning sour for you. Sugar, I will beet you, and it will be a sweet victory.
 
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This reminds me of a meme, brb!
Puhleeze. Anything to keep me distracted from this training I am supposed to do from home, I'll take anything.

Even your M&M's with popcorn.
 
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