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Well, to be honest, he did say he can turn into a squirrel, not a nut; but for the record, I think maybe at the time, he was preferring an Almond Joy to a Mounds; if you know what I mean.Squirrels like to eat nuts so we should have no problem feeding him to a squirrel.
At least nobody here can turn into the killer rabbit
If you get eaten by a squirrel then you turn into a squirrel. John Wesley did a sermon on that once. If you died and they threw you into the ocean, and then were eaten by a fish. Then someone ate that fish how would God straighten that out at the resurrection. You would have two people that share the same elements that make up life. He decided to resolve the issue by saying the second person could only use that substance for energy, it could not be used for the body that would be resurrected.Well, to be honest, he did say he can turn into a squirrel, not a nut;
Interesting!If you get eaten by a squirrel then you turn into a squirrel. John Wesley did a sermon on that once. If you died and they threw you into the ocean, and then were eaten by a fish. Then someone ate that fish how would God straighten that out at the resurrection. You would have two people that share the same elements that make up life. He decided to resolve the issue by saying the second person could only use that substance for energy, it could not be used for the body that would be resurrected.
"God can distinguish and keep unmixed from all other bodies the particular dust into which our several bodies are dissolved, and can gather it together and join it again, how far soever dispersed asunder."
Global Ministries - John Wesley, Sermon 137, On the Resurrection of the Dead
Not origional, but the bacteria breaks it down and it becomes food for a new nut. In fact there are some seeds that have to go through the digestive system of a bird to remove the coating. Then they will sprout and grow a new plant. That is one way seeds get distributed in the tummy of a bird.Squirrel poop does not generally turn back into the nuts that the squirrel originally ate.
Not origional, but the bacteria breaks it down and it becomes food for a new nut. In fact there are some seeds that have to go through the digestive system of a bird to remove the coating. Then they will sprout and grow a new plant. That is one way seeds get distributed in the tummy of a bird.
We have a lot of squirrels around here. Every now and then they get bored and come around wanting to play. If I try to shoot them with something they do not like the sound of that and they take off. But if I use a sling shot or try to throw a rock at them they seem to like that. Sometimes they will just sit there knowing I am not a good enough aim to get them.
Ok, so there is no God because you are a squirrel. Got it. But if God does not provide nuts for the squirrels, then who does? You are going to be one very hungry squirrel with no food to eat.I am not eaten by a squirrel. The squirrel IS me.
I wonder if he thinks those who eat squirrel are cannibals?Ok, so there is no God because you are a squirrel. Got it. But if God does not provide nuts for the squirrels, then who does? You are going to be one very hungry squirrel with no food to eat.
Can you fly?I can turn into a squirrel.
Ok, so there is no God because you are a squirrel. Got it. But if God does not provide nuts for the squirrels, then who does? You are going to be one very hungry squirrel with no food to eat.
Yes, if you put me in an aeroplane.
Then you're not a flying squirrel, but you're a squirrel flying?Yes, if you put me in an aeroplane.
But if I use a sling shot or try to throw a rock at them they seem to like that. Sometimes they will just sit there knowing I am not a good enough aim to get them.
Who's the guy that pioneered that, and died using it? I've seen vids of guys doing that on skis, which is nuts enough even though it has a possible safe landing. How do you land this?
Wing suits?Aeroplane ?
That's so last year.
Wing suits?
That's so last year.
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