Hello everyone. I am a firm believer in kittenism, and probably the creator of said religion.
I believe that God is nothing more than a big kitten. I pray to this kitten everyday, that he will turn me into a kitten. Because I know in reality, my soul is that of a kitten. I cry myself to sleep, having to be in this human body. I wish I were a kitten.
I have written the 10 kitty commandments, they are as follow:
1)Thou shalt not own any other pet besides a kitten.
2)The meow shall be thy cry
3)Thy shall scratch behind thine kitten's ears, lovingly.
4)Thou shalt not worship any false idols, be they J-pop, or American.
5)Thou shalt watch Meow Mix commercials every time they air.
6)Thou shalt purr instead of laugh.
7)Thou shalt adopt kittens once a day, every day, for every month of the year.
8)If thou is allergic to kittens, thou shalt be hangethed. Or at least be given medication for thine allergies.
9)Thou shalt drink plenty of milk.
10)Thou shalt not soil thyself outside thine litter box.
I believe that God is nothing more than a big kitten. I pray to this kitten everyday, that he will turn me into a kitten. Because I know in reality, my soul is that of a kitten. I cry myself to sleep, having to be in this human body. I wish I were a kitten.
I have written the 10 kitty commandments, they are as follow:
1)Thou shalt not own any other pet besides a kitten.
2)The meow shall be thy cry
3)Thy shall scratch behind thine kitten's ears, lovingly.
4)Thou shalt not worship any false idols, be they J-pop, or American.
5)Thou shalt watch Meow Mix commercials every time they air.
6)Thou shalt purr instead of laugh.
7)Thou shalt adopt kittens once a day, every day, for every month of the year.
8)If thou is allergic to kittens, thou shalt be hangethed. Or at least be given medication for thine allergies.
9)Thou shalt drink plenty of milk.
10)Thou shalt not soil thyself outside thine litter box.