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Just when everything started going right, you find out... toilets are evil

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Toilets are responsible for many cases of:


Appendicitis
Bladder Incontinence
Colitis and Crohn's Disease
Colon Cancer
Constipation
Contamination of the Small Intestine
Diverticulosis and Hernias
Gynecological Disorders
Heart Attacks
Hemorrhoids
Pregnancy and Childbirth Issues
Prostate Disorders
Sexual Dysfunction


I found the information here:
http://www.naturesplatform.com/heal...179910797&a=&p=health_benefits.html&s=&c=&x=1

They recommend squatting to use the bathroom rather than sitting on toilets. Read the information on the link to learn the history of the toilet and how it contributes to so many health problems. I'm being dead serious. I read the whole thing. It's very convincing. The author cites dozens of references and includes a clinical study.

Fear the porcelain throne...
 
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That is why I don't touch them with my bare hands, or door handles either (if I can help it).

But those things you can get from using the toilet don't have anything to do with germs (I think), it is the angle that your body is in whilst using the toilet that isn't natural and makes it harder for your body.

Oh dear I can't believe I am talking about this lol
 
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Correct!

For those who haven't bothered to read the page, your body cannot clear out a certain part of your intestines when you sit on a toilet. God did not design our bodies to work that way. So you have a couple of different places in your intestines where stuff just...sits there...rotting. These places are called the "cecum" and the "sigmoid colon." Incidentally, these are also the two places where 80% of colon cancer is found. Coincidence? They call it "fecal stagnation," and it causes more problems than just cancer. Not pleasant...

I would like to take this opportunity to thank those of the Victorian era, whose idea that sit-down toilets were a more regal substitute is largely responsible for their popularity. First the corset, now the toilet. Clearly, you were devoid of any meaningful ideas. At least your architecture was nice.
 
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